Chess chatting with a man who wants sex chat

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lol.  I'm not a sir, though I probably would be if I were a man.

I bet you wish you had a pound for everytime that happened ...

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   SilentKnight said; "I'm here for the sex chat".  Undecided Its coming, hang on, we're in the foreplay stageSmile

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Ziggy_Zugzwang wrote:

lol.  I'm not a sir, though I probably would be if I were a man.

I bet you wish you had a pound for everytime that happened ...

Yes, I should've kept count. I need a money box for people to donate a pound every time they call me a man. Money MouthLaughing

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Did we decide on a picture yet?  Maybe THIS one?Undecided  Ya know what I mean VernWink                                     

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RonaldJosephCote wrote:

   SilentKnight said; "I'm here for the sex chat".   Its coming, hang on, we're in the foreplay stage

Hey, wait a sec, I just need to grab a coffee. Don't start without me, lol. Cool

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me so hawnay!

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So far I'm ignoring him, foreplay he's probably used to.

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I alwyas tend to wonder what attracts folk, especially those who have only been on the site a few days to these forums such as this , are they looking for certain words in the titles?

Before anyone asks me the same question , my attention was alerted as Rebeccaars  is a friend , and as such I am automatically notified of such things.

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Here's his "woman":

http://tse2.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.M32e1e1faeb3f3faef80426d266886749H1&w=117&h=164&c=7&rs=1&qlt=90&o=4&pid=1.1

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                                           Don't start without me,                                                                           

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rebeccaars wrote:

So far I'm ignoring him, foreplay he's probably used to.

He might enjoy some Coldplay as well. Wink

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      Undecided All my chessplaying girlfriends say THAT to me.Surprised  You know my moves,when it comes to sex, if I'm not there, "start without me"Laughing

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petitbonom wrote:

I alwyas tend to wonder what attracts folk, especially those who have only been on the site a few days to these forums such as this , are they looking for certain words in the titles?

Before anyone asks me the same question , my attention was alerted as Rebeccaars  is a friend , and as such I am automatically notified of such things.

Yes.  key word "Sex".  I'm sure that is the key to any successful forum post. 

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I would agree with you there.

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Ronald, if you could just come up with some reply like that for the next time I am asked for my picture. . .

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 Man wants sex chatSurprised   Is his real name Tom Foolery?Smile

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   If he dumps you, don't start a depression threadLaughing

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RonaldJosephCote wrote:

 Man wants sex chat   Is his real name Tom Foolery?

Could be Paul Medickoff. Surprised

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Thanks for everyone's help!

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petitbonom wrote:

I alwyas tend to wonder what attracts folk, especially those who have only been on the site a few days to these forums such as this , are they looking for certain words in the titles?

Before anyone asks me the same question , my attention was alerted as Rebeccaars  is a friend , and as such I am automatically notified of such things.

I wonder why it's common to refer to "threads" as "forums" now?  We are on the chess.com forums.  People create threads in the forums.  "Chess chatting with a man who wants sex chat" is a thread on the chess.com forums.

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