Chess chatting with a man who wants sex chat

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Ziggy_Zugzwang

lol.  I'm not a sir, though I probably would be if I were a man.

I bet you wish you had a pound for everytime that happened ...

RonaldJosephCote

   SilentKnight said; "I'm here for the sex chat".  Undecided Its coming, hang on, we're in the foreplay stageSmile

kayak21
Ziggy_Zugzwang wrote:

lol.  I'm not a sir, though I probably would be if I were a man.

I bet you wish you had a pound for everytime that happened ...

Yes, I should've kept count. I need a money box for people to donate a pound every time they call me a man. Money MouthLaughing

RonaldJosephCote

Did we decide on a picture yet?  Maybe THIS one?Undecided  Ya know what I mean VernWink                                     

kayak21
RonaldJosephCote wrote:

   SilentKnight said; "I'm here for the sex chat".   Its coming, hang on, we're in the foreplay stage

Hey, wait a sec, I just need to grab a coffee. Don't start without me, lol. Cool

iluvzmetunas

me so hawnay!

rebeccaars

So far I'm ignoring him, foreplay he's probably used to.

petitbonom

I alwyas tend to wonder what attracts folk, especially those who have only been on the site a few days to these forums such as this , are they looking for certain words in the titles?

Before anyone asks me the same question , my attention was alerted as Rebeccaars  is a friend , and as such I am automatically notified of such things.

ThrillerFan

Here's his "woman":

http://tse2.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.M32e1e1faeb3f3faef80426d266886749H1&w=117&h=164&c=7&rs=1&qlt=90&o=4&pid=1.1

RonaldJosephCote

                                           Don't start without me,                                                                           

kayak21
rebeccaars wrote:

So far I'm ignoring him, foreplay he's probably used to.

He might enjoy some Coldplay as well. Wink

RonaldJosephCote

      Undecided All my chessplaying girlfriends say THAT to me.Surprised  You know my moves,when it comes to sex, if I'm not there, "start without me"Laughing

rebeccaars
petitbonom wrote:

I alwyas tend to wonder what attracts folk, especially those who have only been on the site a few days to these forums such as this , are they looking for certain words in the titles?

Before anyone asks me the same question , my attention was alerted as Rebeccaars  is a friend , and as such I am automatically notified of such things.

Yes.  key word "Sex".  I'm sure that is the key to any successful forum post. 

petitbonom

I would agree with you there.

rebeccaars

Ronald, if you could just come up with some reply like that for the next time I am asked for my picture. . .

RonaldJosephCote

 Man wants sex chatSurprised   Is his real name Tom Foolery?Smile

RonaldJosephCote

   If he dumps you, don't start a depression threadLaughing

kayak21
RonaldJosephCote wrote:

 Man wants sex chat   Is his real name Tom Foolery?

Could be Paul Medickoff. Surprised

rebeccaars

Thanks for everyone's help!

SilentKnighte5
petitbonom wrote:

I alwyas tend to wonder what attracts folk, especially those who have only been on the site a few days to these forums such as this , are they looking for certain words in the titles?

Before anyone asks me the same question , my attention was alerted as Rebeccaars  is a friend , and as such I am automatically notified of such things.

I wonder why it's common to refer to "threads" as "forums" now?  We are on the chess.com forums.  People create threads in the forums.  "Chess chatting with a man who wants sex chat" is a thread on the chess.com forums.

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