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paper_llama
idilis wrote:
paper_llama wrote:

I'm 10 and have 49 friends is that good?

How have so many? Site not let me create so many alt. Nobody likes me. Sad.

Someone make me laugh. And No don't tell me look in mirror again like last time.

what?

paper_llama
Ilampozhil25 wrote:

frfr

shud i learn the opning to move 25?

what?

paper_llama
paper_llama wrote:

how many friend requests is good for a 10 year old?

what?

paper_llama
paper_llama wrote:
paper_llama wrote:

what?

what?

what?

idilis
paper_llama wrote:
idilis wrote:
paper_llama wrote:
Ilampozhil25 wrote:

help! my opnent cheted by eting me pown in side!!!!

omg chess.com doesn't care about cheating, I'm going to close my account

But that is ant pissing. Not cheat Learn from animal crossing.

french rules are cheating

But french ant have big prostate. Cannot empty bladder. Must pissing many time

paper_llama

why did I ask myself what

someone comment below and send me a friend request

idilis

*reads post*

idilis

*cleaning left nostril*

paper_llama
idilis wrote:
paper_llama wrote:
idilis wrote:
paper_llama wrote:
Ilampozhil25 wrote:

help! my opnent cheted by eting me pown in side!!!!

omg chess.com doesn't care about cheating, I'm going to close my account

But that is ant pissing. Not cheat Learn from animal crossing.

french rules are cheating

But french ant have big prostate. Cannot empty bladder. Must pissing many time

Anatomical entomological anthropological endoscoprical... change one letter and lets make this the biggest forum on chess.com!

idilis

Sorry friends, won't be active for 5 minutes because taking leak. I swear. No cap. Circumcized.

paper_llama

Too new to be a meme, but this absolute baboon started a word game topic and broke their own rule on the very first page

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/change-the-letter-to-any-word-in-any-language?page=1

Of course no one noticed.

paper_llama
idilis wrote:

Sorry friends, won't be active for 5 minutes because taking leak. I swear. No cap. Circumcized.

I'd riff on this topic, but you know... the site is full of babies.

Although I suppose that's the correct age for circumcision.

Ilampozhil25

add 5 wards to store and make the largestr forum on cehss.com!11

idilis
paper_llama wrote:
idilis wrote:

Sorry friends, won't be active for 5 minutes because taking leak. I swear. No cap. Circumcized.

I'd riff on this topic, but you know... the site is full of babies.

Although I suppose that's the correct age for circumcision.

Just providing an alternative explanation for no cap.

nklristic

"I am thinking about closing my account"

Joined 35 nanoseconds ago.

paper_llama
nklristic wrote:

"I am thinking about closing my account"

Joined 35 nanoseconds ago.

Tell who is the most popular on chess.com!

[lists 50 names I've never seen, all accounts less than 1 year old]

paper_llama

I think @fatbaboon is the most popular on chess.com

paper_llama
paper_llama wrote:

I think @fatbaboon is the most popular on chess.com

yes i agree

fissionfowl

guy's message with you're crush

fissionfowl

I drawed it today what you think