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2000 = Recyclables

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Waterstone33 wrote:

2000 = Recyclables

Thanks.

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2800 = DON'T STOP ME NOW!!!

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Not really.

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1 elo = 1 hour old playing blind folded on a touchscreen

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1 elo = 1 hour old playing blind folded on a touchscreen

50 elo = learner on advanced mode

100 elo = learning

200 elo = knows how to castle

500 elo = okay

800 elo = pretty good

1000 elo = really good

1200 elo = has talent

1500 elo = has big talent

1800 elo = wins smaller prize money otb tourneys

2000 elo = chess coach

2200 elo = national master

2400 elo = international master

2500 elo = grand master

2700 elo = super grand master

3000 elo = world champion

4000 elo = stockfish

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1 elo = 1 hour old playing blind folded on a touchscreen

50 elo = learner on advanced mode

100 elo = learning

200 elo = knows how to castle

500 elo = okay

800 elo = pretty good

1000 elo = really good

1200 elo = has talent

1500 elo = has big talent

1800 elo = wins smaller prize money otb tourneys

2000 elo = chess coach

2200 elo = national master

2400 elo = international master

2500 elo = grand master

2700 elo = super grand master

3000 elo = world champion

4000 elo = stockfish

5000 elo = Playing chess PERFECTLY. You can't lose.

6000 elo = What are you doing, go play 5D chess with multiverse time travel

7000 elo = 7D CHESS WITH OMNIVERSE TIME TRAVEL (Now with Chocolate flavored En Passant)

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Kyobir wrote:

1 elo = 1 hour old playing blind folded on a touchscreen

50 elo = learner on advanced mode

100 elo = learning

200 elo = knows how to castle

500 elo = okay

800 elo = pretty good

1000 elo = really good

1200 elo = has talent

1500 elo = has big talent

1800 elo = wins smaller prize money otb tourneys

2000 elo = chess coach

2200 elo = national master

2400 elo = international master

2500 elo = grand master

2700 elo = super grand master

3000 elo = world champion

4000 elo = stockfish

5000 elo = Playing chess PERFECTLY. You can't lose.

6000 elo = What are you doing, go play 5D chess with multiverse time travel

7000 elo = 7D CHESS WITH OMNIVERSE TIME TRAVEL (Now with Chocolate flavored En Passant)

So sad I'm 2000 and I have no skills in coaching. I tried to coach my girlfriend who is 1100, but she doesn't seem to understand what I'm saying half the time and instead she starts to teach me. Is that very upsetting?

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Ikr Gab, no matter how good you are something, teaching someone requires an entirely different set of skills

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It's so painful to teach her too since she has memorised almost all her openings. Then she starts to teach me. I'm not an opening kind of guy, and I have only used the same few openings in every situation. I'm only strong in my middle-game or end-game. It's something I'm still working on because I would still fall into gambits or traps at the start.

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GabGarbage wrote:
Kyobir wrote:

1 elo = 1 hour old playing blind folded on a touchscreen

50 elo = learner on advanced mode

100 elo = learning

200 elo = knows how to castle

500 elo = okay

800 elo = pretty good

1000 elo = really good

1200 elo = has talent

1500 elo = has big talent

1800 elo = wins smaller prize money otb tourneys

2000 elo = chess coach

2200 elo = national master

2400 elo = international master

2500 elo = grand master

2700 elo = super grand master

3000 elo = world champion

4000 elo = stockfish

5000 elo = Playing chess PERFECTLY. You can't lose.

6000 elo = What are you doing, go play 5D chess with multiverse time travel

7000 elo = 7D CHESS WITH OMNIVERSE TIME TRAVEL (Now with Chocolate flavored En Passant)

So sad I'm 2000 and I have no skills in coaching. I tried to coach my girlfriend who is 1100, but she doesn't seem to understand what I'm saying half the time and instead she starts to teach me. Is that very upsetting?

2000 is almost bear minimum for coaching

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yeah

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Springbon_N_Fredbear wrote:
OnlyOneWalksOut wrote:
Springbon_N_Fredbear wrote:

@OnlyOneWalksOut if I'm childish you're a baby, so why don't you stay in your crib and stop bothering mommy and daddy to be on this website?

ngl you look mad ugly for a female disgusting

let's see your face then

Insta?

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Springbon_N_Fredbear wrote:
OnlyOneWalksOut wrote:
Springbon_N_Fredbear wrote:
OnlyOneWalksOut wrote:
Springbon_N_Fredbear wrote:

@OnlyOneWalksOut if I'm childish you're a baby, so why don't you stay in your crib and stop bothering mommy and daddy to be on this website?

ngl you look mad ugly for a female disgusting

let's see your face then

Insta?

right here right now post a face pic.. unless ur too scared?

this a school computer fytb send yo insta

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Springbon_N_Fredbear wrote:
OnlyOneWalksOut wrote:
Springbon_N_Fredbear wrote:
OnlyOneWalksOut wrote:
Springbon_N_Fredbear wrote:
OnlyOneWalksOut wrote:
Springbon_N_Fredbear wrote:

@OnlyOneWalksOut if I'm childish you're a baby, so why don't you stay in your crib and stop bothering mommy and daddy to be on this website?

ngl you look mad ugly for a female disgusting

let's see your face then

Insta?

right here right now post a face pic.. unless ur too scared?

this a school computer fytb send yo insta

1. don't have insta 2. I'm also on a school computer so deal with it

1. bet your parents be over protective 2 dc didnt ask deal with it yourself

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at least know where to type, you are typing in the replier's text box

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dc

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OnlyOneWalksOut wrote:
Springbon_N_Fredbear wrote:
OnlyOneWalksOut wrote:
Springbon_N_Fredbear wrote:
OnlyOneWalksOut wrote:
Springbon_N_Fredbear wrote:
OnlyOneWalksOut wrote:
Springbon_N_Fredbear wrote:

@OnlyOneWalksOut if I'm childish you're a baby, so why don't you stay in your crib and stop bothering mommy and daddy to be on this website?

ngl you look mad ugly for a female disgusting

let's see your face then

Insta?

right here right now post a face pic.. unless ur too scared?

this a school computer fytb send yo insta

1. don't have insta 2. I'm also on a school computer so deal with it

1. bet your parents be over protective 2 dc didnt ask deal with it yourself

1. At least she is not wasting her time on social media 2. shut up

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SriyogeshS wrote:
OnlyOneWalksOut wrote:
Springbon_N_Fredbear wrote:
OnlyOneWalksOut wrote:
Springbon_N_Fredbear wrote:
OnlyOneWalksOut wrote:
Springbon_N_Fredbear wrote:
OnlyOneWalksOut wrote:
Springbon_N_Fredbear wrote:

@OnlyOneWalksOut if I'm childish you're a baby, so why don't you stay in your crib and stop bothering mommy and daddy to be on this website?

ngl you look mad ugly for a female disgusting

let's see your face then

Insta?

right here right now post a face pic.. unless ur too scared?

this a school computer fytb send yo insta

1. don't have insta 2. I'm also on a school computer so deal with it

1. bet your parents be over protective 2 dc didnt ask deal with it yourself

1. At least she is not wasting her time on social media 2. shut up

Texting in chess is already wasting time.

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SriyogeshS wrote:
OnlyOneWalksOut wrote:
Springbon_N_Fredbear wrote:
OnlyOneWalksOut wrote:
Springbon_N_Fredbear wrote:
OnlyOneWalksOut wrote:
Springbon_N_Fredbear wrote:
OnlyOneWalksOut wrote:
Springbon_N_Fredbear wrote:

@OnlyOneWalksOut if I'm childish you're a baby, so why don't you stay in your crib and stop bothering mommy and daddy to be on this website?

ngl you look mad ugly for a female disgusting

let's see your face then

Insta?

right here right now post a face pic.. unless ur too scared?

this a school computer fytb send yo insta

1. don't have insta 2. I'm also on a school computer so deal with it

1. bet your parents be over protective 2 dc didnt ask deal with it yourself

1. At least she is not wasting her time on social media 2. shut up

1. who is you 2 no you