And the bump post.
Chess for Oldtimers --- Good Idea !

(Just saw this in another forum)
When I was a kid, you could go into a store with $1 and come out with 3 bags of chips, 2 candy bars, and a cold drink. Now they have cameras.

My mother in Law is also old
Ah yes, young man, old indeed .. you have no idea... ;-D

As for the devil, I will admit that I used to have weekly lessons with the devil on how to be more evil. Don't ask how much I charged him, though. That's confidential.
You are getting older if you have no idea why anyone would want to text-message when they could just as easily leave a voice-mail.
A funny item from the one and only Henny Youngman: " You're getting old when you don't care where your wife goes, just so you don't have to go along ".
You are getting older if you can remember back when they were called pizza parlors, ice cream parlors and beauty parlors.