Chess Haikus

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ivandh

Speak in haikus, please

Butchering tradition, yes

But also sounds cool.

-X-

Ivandh fine fellow,

"seasonal element" is

referring to what?

LlordLlama
theoreticalboy wrote:

You're the worst pedant ever.  Three points:

- Haiku refers to a style of poetry with a seasonal element.  In this sense, not a single thing you have written so far qualifies.


Hey. I never claimed to be a Haiku expert. But ask most people what a Haiku is and they will say 5-7-5. If you won't culturally-correct haikus, start your own thread.

And while mine might not have "seasonal elements" they all stick to the 5-7-5, so in the regards, success!

Thanks

TheGrobe

Well, that's convenient:
Pedantic when it suits you
Cavalier when not

LlordLlama

I'm just having fun

No need to get all testy

Stick to chess themes, please

bigpoison

beer beer beer beer beer

beer beer beer beer beer beer beer

beer beer beer beer beer....beer!

-X-

So on chess.com

"Seasonal elements" are

Exchanged for chess themes?

TheGrobe

Fourteen beers later
82% haiku
Three more beers please sir!

[Edit: Ahh, beat to the punch by the edit function...]

-X-

Beer, for some people

is an element of chess.

I prefer coffee.

bigpoison

Well, I just swapped some twenty-four ounce beers for twelve ounce beers.

TheGrobe

Hah, nice.  I assume because the 24 ounce beers have mora...?

bigpoison

It's a seasonal thing.

TheGrobe

Sometimes you eat the bear,
Sometimes the bear eats you.

ivandh

The quality here

Falls like the leaves of autumn

Beer

bigpoison
TheGrobe wrote:

Sometimes you eat the bear,
Sometimes the bear eats you.


Is that an Eastern thing?

TheGrobe

Far from it Dude.

theoreticalboy
RDR75 wrote:

@T-boy

If English syllables do not conform to the Japanese 'beats' use in ku, why do we even try to do Haiku in English? I like creative writing and all, but Haiku (in English) seems like a bunch of nonsense to me.

Also what do you mean by a seasonal element? (summer and winter etc.?)


Yeah Anglicised ku usually (at least in classic form) follow the original mistake of converting into syllables; since modern poetry doesn't place any particular constraints on mora, it's really no big deal.  I was just pointing out that the OP was (and still is) criticizing the responses of others for not conforming to his/her ideas, when s/he is in fact wrong about something.  I wouldn't care at all if it wasn't for this "no no, do exactly as I say" attitude.  Funnily enough, I've been told to "lighten up" by someone who is trying to dictate how others should respond...

And yes, haiku generally refers to shortform poetry with the four seasons in mind.

LlordLlama

I just thought the conforming to a 5-7-5 would give us all a basis of comparison. 

oinquarki

Who woulda thunk it

A nice little thread like this

The moon must be full

LlordLlama

Descartes posited:

I think, therefore I am. But

He still seemed unsure