@Tonydal's 5-7-5 masterworks of european literature:
Lolol!
Roflmao!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Chess Haikus
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Unopposed, he said
Some illegal things are fun
Colbert made him though
So we can see that
Haikus don't work with English
So why am I bothering to make the words fit to 5-7-5 anyway?
Dec 14, 2010
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#85
Henster97 wrote:
So we can see that
Haikus don't work with English
So why am I bothering to make the words fit to 5-7-5 anyway?
?
Shiny black pieces,
Soft board, buff and green squares, damn,
Not the Colle again!
I wrote a haiku:
6, 3, empty box, empty box, 8, empty box, empty box, 1, empty box.
Next line: empty box, empty box, empty box, 4, 5, 2, empty box, 3...
Oh wait, did I say "haiku?" I meant "sudoku."
Knight is in the center,
Rooks bear down on open files,
It's a back rank mate!
Mar 25, 2011
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#90
I did as you said
hit the hammer on the head
now I must stop this pattern lest I be trapped forever in Haiku mode which would make me freak out because it would suck up a lot of mental energy to filter everything I said in such a way not to mention the fact that people would think I was insane which would lead to irreparable social setbacks like not having a girlfriend - a terrible fate for anyone to suffer and why shouldn't I have a girlfriend I am nice and stuff and oh my god am I rambling again sorry I will stop this and the haikus as I previously mentioned and now it is time for me to ..........
not to mention that
Japanese is nothing like
English, so there...plop!