Chess is a language.....!

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tkbunny wrote:

just f8 man

Her reply: "You're such a pig. Who left the g8 open?"Laughing

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"Watch out, she's jail b8."

"Hey wanna go out on a d8."

"No thanks, I e8 already"

"Oh, I just h8 chess players trying to mate me."

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What are you doing to b1?

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b1 what?

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When playing blindfold chess, and someone says e4, do you say 'Oh, you sank my battleship!'?

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D3

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Lets pla Chess

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I think he miss typed

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..........!!!!

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Now you miss typed

"no i think he's mr typed"

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redbullets wrote:

Now you miss typed

"no i think he's mr typed"

Come on, it ain't easy to type with those soft little paws.Laughing

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kleelof wrote:

If you think chess is really a language, try and use it to pick-up hotties at the local pub.

"Hey baby, do you e4 here often?"

Interestingly enough, the common brand of condoms in Australia back in the swinging 70s, when we didn't have to use them because all the chicks were on the pill, and AIDS hadn't come along to ruin everything, was..... Wait for it....... Chekmate

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I am reminded of the great Indian Chess player who did not know English! But he Champion of England in 1939, he was asked what language he spoke. Sultan Khan just smiled. His friend said," Chess!"

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King down......chekmate