What are you doing to b1?
Chess is a language.....!

Now you miss typed
"no i think he's mr typed"
Come on, it ain't easy to type with those soft little paws.

If you think chess is really a language, try and use it to pick-up hotties at the local pub.
"Hey baby, do you e4 here often?"
Interestingly enough, the common brand of condoms in Australia back in the swinging 70s, when we didn't have to use them because all the chicks were on the pill, and AIDS hadn't come along to ruin everything, was..... Wait for it....... Chekmate
just f8 man
Her reply: "You're such a pig. Who left the g8 open?"
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"Watch out, she's jail b8."
"Hey wanna go out on a d8."
"No thanks, I e8 already"
"Oh, I just h8 chess players trying to mate me."