Chess Is Often Compared to Tennis... Is That a Fair Comparison?

Is that one of those stealth planes in that picture, just above the closest tree, or is that a UFO?

It's the rare Billy Meier chess ufo series.

Chess and Boxing has lots of similarities but chess compared to tennis not so much!

Of course the "genuine" flying saucer from space casts no shadows upon such a meager planet as ours, but it has been examined by experts to be 700 miles wide, based on how enormous that truck is.

Helloooo! You can seat four people in that truck.

Doubt it.  That truck can definately only seat two people...

...and keep a crew of aliens in the back.

The aliens aren't in the truck! The truck is there to prove that the road is genuine. Just look up "Billy Meier" and you'll understand that "contact" is more than just a punch in the face

Interest in chess and interest in tennis must be correlated in some way! It's such a typical pattern (that includes me, by the way).

Ping-pong ping-bong... Chess is actually more like table tennis... The reason why chess nerds like to compare chess to boxing is that they're pathetic wimps who only wish they could hit someone without getting killed.

Let's see:  they're both played outdoors, both feature tanned people in top-top shape doing a great deal of running, both are played for ungodly wads of money and get lots of TV coverage...it's getting kinda eerie, huh?

Irony detected!!!  However, do you think comparing chess to boxing is any better?