chess jokes

Chuck Norris can move his pawns backwards.he doesnt care about what kohai says!!

{no offence kohai!!}

Chuck Norris won Garry Kasparov by using only one pawn.

Once, chuck norris beat kasparov by moving his king off the board, and then declared that he won on time once kasparov couldn't checkmate him.

Once, Chuck Norris beat Kasparov by promoting Kasparov's king into a pawn, thus winning by default.

Chuck Norris doesn't use a queen when he plays chess, he doesn't see the big deal in being able to move side-to-side and diagonally when he can do it while juggling flamethrowers and carrying 2 elephants tied to his back.

Chuck Norris once played a game of chess against Rybka and won, he simply opened with d9 and won on time while the computer analyzed potential responses.

Once, Chuck Norris beat Kasparov in a 1-minute blitz game, he waited 59 seconds to make his first move and then switched the clocks while Kasparov was distracted by Chuck's massive biceps.

 Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice while he waited for Kasparov to make his move in a 5 minute blitz game and won by default when Kasparov passed out due to the pressure

NOTE: MOST OF THE CHUCK NORRIS JOKES WERE TAKEN FROM THE CHUCK NORRIS FORUM IN CHESS.COM, ALL CREDITS TO THE PEOPLE WHO MADE THESE JOKES.

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Chuck Norris once mated in only 1 move Bobby Fisher, after that game Fisher disappeared due to the shame of losing in such a way.

There are no chekmates in chess, there are only Chuck-mates