@Rael: I feel your pain. (But I can't for the life of me think of another contraction that can stand for >1 word combination, so I guess we have to live with it.)
@Feldmm1: Instead of 'Special,' why don't you go with 'Strategies' & then you can use 'Tactics' for the T. I'm looking forward to the end: U V W X Y Z. Should be fun.
"Strategic, the unflinching victor
will x-ray your zebra."
will x-ray your zebra."
@Rael: I feel your pain. (But I can't for the life of me think of another contraction that can stand for >1 word combination, so I guess we have to live with it.)
@Feldmm1: Instead of 'Special,' why don't you go with 'Strategies' & then you can use 'Tactics' for the T. I'm looking forward to the end: U V W X Y Z. Should be fun.
"Strategic, the unflinching victor
will x-ray your zebra."
Wouldn't!
Shouldn't!
Couldn't?
Perhaps in future, the author should conduct some re
search.
@Rael: I feel your pain. (But I can't for the life of me think of another contraction that can stand for >1 word combination, so I guess we have to live with it.)
@Feldmm1: Instead of 'Special,' why don't you go with 'Strategies' & then you can use 'Tactics' for the T. I'm looking forward to the end: U V W X Y Z. Should be fun.
"Strategic, the unflinching victor
will x-ray your zebra."
Wouldn't!
Shouldn't!
Couldn't?
Perhaps in future, the author should conduct some re
search.
Uh.. That's THREE contractions, each of which can mean only ONE thing ("would not," "should not," & "could not" respectively). Nice try. Come back smarter.
Oh, touché... But some consider it a sign of virility..
I think King Billy is starting to feel the postmodern muses.
"You're Japanese aren't you? You don't care!!!
Mad Dogs and Englishmen..."
I like it so far, what's the next line, your Highness?
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! Nice. 
C'mon, Feldmm1, lead us in... What have you got for X, at least?
King William, just start with "Roses are red."
A faded T-shirt will then suffice.
Aquaman, you're drowning!
You can either kick harder, or lie back and accept it. Oh, a bit like sex with Kobe Bryant I suppose :-)
It's just like cornflakes. Like how can you improve upon perfection :-)
Oh, now you're just being sarcastic! Why do I even try?
Perhaps more suffering. More pain. More honesty.
Let's see, "Roses are red. ... um"
Actually, the "I am not a poet" part was a recommendation from my teacher because she claimed that my original poem "made no sense", and "does not tell why I feel this way" or "does not make a statement" or something along those lines. And no, I absolutely hate writing poetry unless I can get pleasure at seeing other people almost insulted or surprised by my feelings and opinions.
Here are two more poems.
Homework
Humdrum
Oh, why do I have to do so much?
Meet my friend, Boredom
Evil way to torture children
Wearisome
Opposite of fun
Reports consume too much time
Kids should protest against this.
After reading the above poem, my teacher commented on how positive my poems were.
School
Tedious Despicable
Working Testing Studying
Horrible waste of time
Yawning Learning Thinking
Dull Wearisome
Academy
After reading the above, my teacher was shocked at my opinion. I told her that just because I am a good student does not mean I like school.