chess puns

example: stop that tarrasch talking

Gelfand safety regulations.

Svidler on the roof.

Lasker nicely.

"Check Mate!" ...said the Australian guy to the waiter.

Not a pun, sorry

Nezhmetdinov for a beer. They had been friends for years.

Petrosian Jim.

Fischer Price 

 Is that a pun? I am not a natural born comedian lol

Expedition Unknown: Hunt for the Reti.

Somewhere Euwe the rainbow.

Bird flies over the rainbow, I don't know why can't I?

Nunn on the run.

Sick Byrne.

What am I drinking? It tastes Portisch.

"I've been working' on my Knight Moves" -- Bob Seger 

The real song title is "Night Moves."  "Night" and "knight" are homonyms, with different meanings. The phrase "knight moves" is a pun on the term "night moves."

"Knight moves" are made on a chess board.  "Night moves" is a slang reference to "words and/or actions designed to induce a potential romantic partner to agree to an increasing level of physical intimacy over the course of a period of time in the evening or "night," as when the two people in question are "spending time together" on a "date."

I sure hope that helps. ( ;-D )

Bob was hoping his knight moves would bring him closer to Vaganian.

I am Reti to quit this forum. Colle me when it is done