always play c4
why?
because its explosive
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Burn annihilated the villains. Violent Sämisch.
That's a Finegold necklace ya got there.
Jul 25, 2017
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#25
Q: What do you call a 2400 chess player that is good at making opponents fall into a trap?
A: A master baiter!
dang it, i forgot i pawned all my chess sets
I heard one famous chess player quit playing to start car jackin.
It made him look like a real (rook)ie.
Yes I agree, but he was only doing it because he needed money! It cost 99 dollars for bishipping!!
I think from the above that we can conclude that the average corpus callosum in chess players is not very well developed. The cool calculating left brain of chess and logic and the emotional processing right brain of humour are not talking to each other. Or maybe in most chess players the left brain has become over developed and squeezed the right brain into shrinking. These are early inference based on a limited set of data and more work on this needs to be done...
Nov 17, 2017
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#36
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Nov 17, 2017
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#37
Fischer cut bait and switch. (How's that for a well-developed corpus callosum?) 😊
Ah but you are a women (presumably) and you probably just have a single superbrain which is joined all the way along. And here is an article to disprove THAT long held theory (of the larger corpus callosum in women) https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/brain-myths/201207/two-myths-and-three-facts-about-the-differences-in-men-and-womens-brains
Buenas No Checks!
Nov 18, 2017
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#40
King Trader says: "... we can conclude that the average corpus callosum in chess players is not very well developed" ... Then he adds a link to an article that appears to "disprove that long held theory (of the larger corpus callosum in women)."
Ergo: I must have a stupendously large corpus callosum for a chess player! And my gender has nothing to do with it! -- Thanks! I really admire your reasoning here.
So? Nobody Keres. Yasser, it's definitely time to Giri up out of here...