If you play really bad, girl, I'll give you the Fool's Mate
Chess-Themed Pick Up Lines
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Let's get rid of that little pawn so I can enter your open file
I'll be your knight in shining armor and give you a smothered mate
Nov 6, 2016
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#5
Forget about WGM, go and try to get ALEXANDRA BOTEZ (WFM). OMG THAT GIRL IS AS HOT AS A BAKED POTATO.
That's a very simple pick up line
Ayyy girl let's have fun with chess
You know I'll play with your pawns
BronsteinPawn, you ain't kiddin, she deserves a new temperature scale, Suns will get measured as a fraction of her
I'll be your bishop and fianchetto you from the side
That's the worst one yet
Nov 7, 2016
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#10
Dont worry about horrible pickup lines, you are probably not inspired.
Here, take a look at this photo, I think you will find inspiration.
Check yoself girl, cos you about to get mated
What did you think of Kramnik's novelty on move 7 in the Queen's Gambit?
I see a hole in your opening, and I'm going to penetrate it with my rook
Nov 7, 2016
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#15
More like "I see a hole in your opening, let me REK IT it with Negi's last refutation".
wow.
you guys are really on thin ice.
what about the possibility of just being a polite decent guy and hoping said WFM enjoys the chess game? No??
I didn't think so.
Nov 7, 2016
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#17
What about being a complete ass h#$@ that does not care about women integrity and hides in the anonimity of the internet to have some fun with his chums?
NOW THAT IS A REAL MAN.
Nov 7, 2016
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#18
Optimissed escribió:
Oh she looks very much like my wife. Wait though, my wife doesn't play chess. She was, however, a member of mensa before she met me. She finds me much more interesting.
Let's see ... think for 15 seconds:
It's a dark knight so ... do you want to move into my castle or do you want my castle to take you?
Dark knight, knight, I see what you did there, hehe.
Would you like to come home with me and flog my bishop?
I'm trying to pick up WGMs online (without any profile picture or personality), so I need excellent pick-up lines. That will be a sure-fire way to succeed.
Here's my solid, well thought-out input:
"Ayyy girl, I'll be ur knight if ur my queen"