Someone recently called me a 'verbal Chuck Norris'.
Chuck Norris Kicks Booty!!

funny kleelof! My first film was Sleeping with the Enemy, perfectly lined up tea towels still scare the crap out of me...

This is how I look when I checkmate someone...
Your fur is as shinny as your dogs. Do you use the same shampoo?
The first movie I went to by myself was Good Guys Wear Black starring Chuck Norris. Today he is still one of my favorite kick-ass actors.