Closing my account

I had to buy some nail polish just a few weeks ago to deal with something that I feared might be nail fungus. As it turns out my piglets were just horribly dirty from digging holes for the foundation of these support pillars that I'm putting up around my cottage, so crisis avoided, phew!

Anyway, I opted for the clear one. I would've gone with something more spicy, but you know; summertime. Running around barefoot. Awkward situations. 

Holy smokes that's some high priced acetone! 2 cl for a staggering €10! Do you girls even know that you could get a gallon of the stuff for the same price at the hardware store? 

When my girls were little they asked if they could paint my nails.  I said absolutely!

We had to go grocery shopping, and my wife asks if im going out with nail polish on? 

I said you betcha!  That is a gift from my girls.

I'll bet your wife liked you even more for that one

Now, see, those are the points that count! I find that they can be exchanged for practically anything. Not moving the lawn, forgetting to get the milk, dodging your tax returns. Life is good. 

If you knew me and my lawn care...

I had the most beautifully manicured lawn.  I did my lawn like a baseball field.  It was the envy of the neighborhood.

Naja, ich auch beertigen kollega. Meine ambition ist einfach der König des Gartens zu sein. Wird schon einer lange weile bis das einer realitet ist veil die Leute die hier vorheer gelebt hat, hat seit 3 Jahre den Garten verlassen. Einen Alptraum wenn ich je einer hätte