Clowns Abound !!!

So I started a unrated game earlier today ( as Black ) where White played Queen's Pawn to e4 and then I played my Queen's Pawn to e5 and then the Clown leaves ! Yup he runs away from the game ( no 2cnd move ). Talk about stupid and rude. I mean why even start the game at all ? Yes there are a lot of very weird people on this Planet, I've met a lot of them. 

--- Gee-Whiz, I hope not. Maybe he left to go and play Checkers ?

How did you guys play your queen's pawns to e4 and e5?

well, en passant of course.

Queen's Pawn to e4????????

QP to E4....Hmmm a cheater i think Lol

--- The point was the running away from the game, what was all about ???

I would happily abandon a match if my opponent opened with Queen's Pawn to e4.

Hence clowns

--- Presumably " The Queen's Pawn Opening ".

So one clown today only played 3 moves and then ran away ( off to the bathroom ? ).

No, those are both illegal moves.

Don't play unrated. People aren't serious in unrated.

So how do you actually play unrated games?

I want to play them to let the opponent hunt all my pieces and king around the board.

you know you can just play nc3 in the petrov

naroditsky recommended it, i think he explains it

--- Well they are meant to be fun games lol.

i'm not serious in rated games!

Chess is not a fun game. What's so fun about sitting in a chair and torturing yourself over the fate of some worthless pawn for hours?

Unrated is the dark web of chess. That and playing strangers in a dark alley.