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erik

did i miss something? what was removed? i want more clues! i totally want to see this go down live!!!

the horse is a sweet piece. it can jump and stuff. and don't you love that hannity guy and his punching bag companion, "hairbrushes" or something? i just love that!!


kaspariano

 

 I have figured the whole thing out, I really don't need anymore clues since it is not difficult at all to Know that at your arrival to the event (if there is really one in which you intend to participate) you will be overtaken by a strong unbearable sence of poor self-steem and inferiority complex, that will start eating you alive from the very moment you arrive in the event and it will continue until past the time when you leave, still with the unhappyness of suspecting that you could not have done better against your opponents if it had not been for your cheating aids, such unhapyness you will for sure try to justify by unlimited stupid reasons, the bottom line to the whole issue is that you are just an another one of those impotence driven cheaters, and it will always be that way

 

I don't need more clues to realize all of the above, it is not important at all where and when you will feel just like an inferior impotent cheater, I will even help you farther feel that way by showing you this picture of IM Ray Robson

 

 

 

 

 


LiquidCore
cheater_1 wrote:

IM so sorry but I CANNOT reveal any more clues to my whereabouts. I am devastated at this setback. You see, ONCE AGAIN, the staff who operates this website chooses to engage in UNAMERICAN CENSORSHIP. They have gagged me and prohibited me from advertising any more clues to my whereabouts at the USCF event. How RUDE! This website is going down the toilet faster and faster--the reason for my infrequent posts. They choose the content based on their personal opinions (dangerous)--can anyone say FOX NEWS. Besides, what is so corrupting about posts that give out clues as to where I'll be?

I feel beaten down. A slave to the MAN.

Anyway, what's your favorite piece, the horse or the castle?


 DAMN THE MAN !!

 Dos ROOKS


cheater_1

PLEASE DELETE that picture of that young kid IM Ray Robson that was posted by DEEPNF3. It offends me. You want to know why I am offended by post #46? No? I don't care...I'm going to tell you anyway. I'm all about paying your dues. I'm all about EARNING what you possess. I spent thousands of hours--DECADES-- being the best chess cheater on the www. Don't yell at me and say I cheated, blah blah blah. I worked hard at cheating. One can use their powers for good or evil...I chose the latter.

Let me give you all an analogy (next to cheating, analgous statements are what I'm famous for. Most people just dont get IT until you relate IT to a dumbed down version). It's generally accepted that NO ONE under the age of 40 who is a musician has the right to sing the blues. People snicker when some 30 year old punk BB King wannabe takes the stage and sings about how his woman left him and he got laid off, lost his house, is out of luck etc etc etc. We, as chess devotees, should CRINGE when we see the title of MASTER bestowed (given to)   a child. IT DENEGRATES THE GAME OF CHESS. Let's be honest here, this boy no more earned the title of IM than Muhammed Ali earned his honorary doctorate from YALE. Just as a 10 year old boy wouldnt stand a chance vs. TIger Woods in match play, this boy could play 1000 games against Seirawann and wouldnt walk away with one win, maybe a tie or two at best.

The bar gets lowered for the kids and we all KNOW IT. Call him CHILD MASTER but NOT IM. No way. No how. Chess is getting watered down. What the heck is next, allowing a 12 year old child prodigy to perform open heart surgery? I trust that I have made my point!


jimmersw
Rael wrote: Frapplo wrote:

About Me:
I'm a very complex person. Fiercely independent and live life according to the rules that I make up. I'm willing to resort to whatever means necessary (I draw the line at murder, though) to achieve my goals. I'd clobber my grandmother with a 2x4 if that's what I needed to do. I'm 42 and single, seeing no woman can put up with me for more than a few weeks.

 

That may be the most pathetic thing I've ever read.  Not to mention that the second line isn't a sentence.  I take it you cheated in English class, too.


AND I SAID THREE PERIODS IN AN ELIPSIS!  YOU'RE SO CLOSE!

 

Not to defend the man, but you have to know by now that attacks of this kind are pointless against him (have you ever seen it get "a rise" out of him before?). Plus, Grammer Nazi attacks on the internet are pretty weak in the first place...


 Grammar not Grammer


dalmatinac
cheater_1 wrote:

You all know that I like to push the envelope. You all know the thrill I get from playing cat-and-mouse. Well, if there are any aspiring Sherlock Holmes out there located in the USA, I invite you to try to catch me. I have dusted off the mini-camera, purchased a new wireless hearing aid, and upgraded to Rybka. I will be attempting my 3rd cheating attempt at an official USCF public chess event in the next several weeks. Now, I'm not going to lay it on the line as to where and when, but I'll post 4 or 5 vague clues over the next few days of how to find me. Only the most plucky of sleuths will be able to decipher my whereabouts. And the chances of one of you showing up and causing a scene is quite small, so I'll take my chances. I operate best under pressure.

Clue #1 (the easiest clue of them all): A honey bee flew up to a mule and said: "can you please show me where Hawthorne went to."

I shall not acknowledge ANY questions.


 Have you ever think about young,promising chess players,which really love and enjoy in chess? Have you ever think how they are exciting when they are playing in tournament and they know how much they worked and how much expect from that tournament? Have you ever think how much their parents are paying for their lessons from titled players. Do you know that your posts are reading kids,promising,entusiastic,talented...which are dreaming about great carrer? Have you ever think about all other players? Have you ever seen some videos on you tube about Bobby Fischer? All his life was chess.Chess was everywhere with him.In room,in car,in tram-car,in bus,in hotel,in airplane,in bed...it was love.Real,honest love! Chess is not a game,chess is not a work,chess is not a buisness,chess is not a world.Chess is honest love! You can't be good at chess if you don't love chess.You can't sit and play matches on tournaments 4 hours if you don't love chess. If you will cheat on tournament you will killing honest love.You will kill to other players 1000 hours of trainings... Are you scared of God? No,you are not.You can't be because you are unfortunaly lost spirit.

I know what happened with you...a long time ago...you were good person,good man,good friend...but something happened to you... something what happened to many people...some people disapointed you and you started hate people,you became bad person,you became person with 1000 masks,you became person which don't belive to nobody...but it is not solution!  It is not way! It is not life!


dalmatinac
In my opinion chess.com should be more strict and suspend you.They are allow much to you.
erik

i can't tell if cheater_1 is really the persona he shows here on chess.com (raving angry and defensive and opinionated and anonymously mean and...) or if he is a really nice person who would do you a favor in person, but creates this silly childish online persona as a creative outlet.

so which is he?

or

 

either way, it's fun, and right now i can't stop laughing :)


kohai
hahahaha  1st pic online, 2nd pic offline  - nice one erik
Rael

 

Okay, one quick aside to the Face_of_Boe and to jimmersw... guys... my misspelling was clearly intentional. It was in the very sentence wherein I'm saying that calling people out on their spelling is bad form. Sheesh. jimmersw gets off for being so young, Face_of_Boe, not so much. Did you really think you were being clever and "calling me out" or something?

 

I just want to say I'm really disappointed in Cheater_1. He's clearly not creative enough to maintain the persona. He's run out of ideas, and he has to trump up fake claims of having his threads deleted. Yikes.

 

Cheater_1... you're really going to have to step it up if you want to maintain any kind of notoriety. I know you can do better than you have been. You're just not putting any thought into it anymore... it's like, the whole "I cheat at internet chess!" thing has run it's course, and you really don't have anywhere else to go.

 

The thing that really sunk you was the contradiction of calling everyone else out about how diminished the quality of their posting was, and then being so lackluster in your own. I mean, come on man! I thought you were all about superiority and intelligence! Your recent moves have been predictable and boring. Look, if you want to keep roping people in with your "I like to stir the pot" antics, dude, you're going to have to put in a bit more effort than you have.

 

Come on, you don't want the Cheater_1 name to fall into banal obscurity do you? I mean... it's like your heart just isn't in it anymore...

 

You need to come up with some new material. You're like a stage comedian who keeps telling the same jokes... and no one is laughing anymore. I really used to think you were a skilled troll... but damn, maybe the whole "cheater_1" persona gets itself trapped in a "one-trick-pony" kindof problem.

 

Comeon dude. Up the ante. Use your superior intelligence. (The whole "Oh erik deleted my brilliance!" ploy was garbage, buddy... you can do better). I'll be watching you. Haha. 

 

Kick it up a notch, or lose the account and start over.


kaspariano

 

 Rael, this guy is just naive, I am sorry that you believed you were being challenged by a genuine genius capable of carrying the obscure side of a polemic issue, he can't.

 

 let's look at this quote from his last post:

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  I spent thousands of hours--DECADES-- being the best chess cheater on the www. Don't yell at me and say I cheated, blah blah blah. I worked hard at cheating. One can use their powers for good or evil...I chose the latter.

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 in the quote above he compared his Internet chess cheating to the notable evil deeds from the devil 'himself', he truly and wrongly believe that his Internet chess cheating hurts fair/honest Internet chess players close to what storm Katrina did in New Orleans, it is clear that his impotence and inferiority complex is even making slip into delusion, come on!, what else could be making him compare himself to the devil and his diabolic activities, he doesn't even know that when he tries to hurt people's feelings by cheating against them in the Internet he himself is the one who is masochistically suffering without even realizing he is doing so, since there is not other way of knowing about suffering than to experience so himself, so if he is cheating to make people suffer he is the one who is thinking about suffering every single time he cheats, people on the other end might not even know or care about his original intention, most of them might just be playing a game of chess where winning or losing does not make any difference.  some say that the devil even gets enjoyment from 'his' own suffering, but this impotent guy is not even one million years light from being close to being the devil, he is just being manipulated by one of the tools used by the original devil himself to put suffering in people, that tool is inferiority complex, I can only conclude that this guy has being suffering his whole life, not only that, he is so masochistic and has been tricked by the devil into masochism so much that he doesn't see a way out of it 

 

note: I 'say it again' : every time this guy 'plays' chess in the Internet he is thinking about suffering (or better said: ... he is making an interpretation of suffering using 'his own soul' to do so), pure masochism 

  


piemonkeydude
neneko wrote: Frapplo wrote:

About Me:
I'm a very complex person. Fiercely independent and live life according to the rules that I make up. I'm willing to resort to whatever means necessary (I draw the line at murder, though) to achieve my goals. I'd clobber my grandmother with a 2x4 if that's what I needed to do. I'm 42 and single, seeing no woman can put up with me for more than a few weeks.

 

That may be the most pathetic thing I've ever read.  Not to mention that the second line isn't a sentence.  I take it you cheated in English class, too.


AND I SAID THREE PERIODS IN AN ELIPSIS!  YOU'RE SO CLOSE!

 The "Fiercely independent" part made me laugh.


 XD made me laugh as well...quite contradictory...


cheater_1

ERIK....I must admit, you hit the nail on the head with your two pictures. I LOOK remarkably like the second guy if you add 15 years and shave the mustache. I have the same glasses and hair style and hair color and love bright polo shirts with all but the top button buttoned. Inside, I am the raging, grumpy 40 something old man in the top photo. I give you props Sir Erik.

It usually is the mild mannered looking guys that are the creepiest when you get inside their head (I have been compared to jeffrey dahmer by my co-workers more times than you can count, but as I posted earlier, I dont even like to see mice suffer). Rest assured, I'm not gonna get an AK-47 and storm the building shooting everyone in sight, as it seems is the trend nowadays. I like to cheat at chess. Im not a monster. But youd think with all the anti cheating people here, that we are more evil than pedophiles. Yikes. Get a grip. Accept that internet chess is as corrupt as Eliot Spitz of NY. Accept that I will checkmate ANY HUMAN you put infront of me, BAR NONE. Sierawann.......CHECK!....ANAND.....CHECK!...the late BOBBY FISCHER....CHECK!......KASPAROV....CCCHHHEECCCKKK!!!!


erik
LOL. cheater, you made my day. thank you!
kaspariano

 

quote:

Sierawann.......CHECK!....ANAND.....CHECK!...the late BOBBY FISCHER....CHECK!......KASPAROV....CCCHHHEECCCKKK!!!!

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 there 'you' all have it!!

 

 Like I said in my previous post: 'this guy' is suffering everytime he plays chess, to make things worst  he even keeps the names of great chess players in his head all the time (something only non-cheaters should do)

what a loser!! 


Rael
DeepNf3 wrote:

 

quote:

Sierawann.......CHECK!....ANAND.....CHECK!...the late BOBBY FISCHER....CHECK!......KASPAROV....CCCHHHEECCCKKK!!!!

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 there 'you' all have it!!

 

 Like I said in my previous post: 'this guy' is suffering everytime he plays chess, to make things worst  he even keeps the names of great chess players in his head all the time (something only non-cheaters should do)

what a loser!! 


 

DeepNf3...CCCCCCHHHHEEEEEECCCCKKK!!!!

 

/got you DeepNf3

//cccchhheeeeeccckk 


silentfilmstar13
cheater_1 wrote:

I think you'd ALL agree that cheating at chess is bad, but if there's one thing that is even worse, one thing that makes cheating PALE in comparison, one thing that violates every internet code of ethics, it's correcting someone's spelling or grammar as FRAPPALO did mine. What a low blow. The spelling/grammar police ilk have been shown to possess no debatorial skills, have no original ideas ever to come forth from their brain, and to be nothing more than the 97 lb. internet weakling. FRAP, I COMMAND you to bring something more to the table than running your Microsoft Word Spell/Grammar check on everything I write. Capeche?  


Were there points in your original post up for debate, this reply to the 'Grammar Police' might have some value(though I doubt it).  As is, though, there is no argument.  Also, please list references when stating 'facts.'  I'd love to read the study that shows fans of grammar to be unoriginal hacks, weighing in at a mere ninety-seven pounds apiece.


Viau_A
I will challenge cheater_1!
Strange, he never played a game.
AquaMan

A few of us on this site combined resources to track down cheater_1.  We have indeed found her out.  In order to minimize the impact to her privacy, we have chosen not to disclose her real name nor release any of the surveillance photographs.   The evidence is conclusive, though.   

  

I will tell you that she is 72 years old and lives in Honolulu, Hawaii.  She was traced to a computer terminal in a public library.  It turns out that from there she maintains a trollish persona on a number of internet bulletin boards.

  

I can’t share many details about how we tracked her down.  As you might imagine though, scanning of Internet server transactions played a big part, and at one point frogmen were involved (don’t ask.)  But, yes, cheater_1 is indeed an impostor.