All I know is I'm a queen and a half up in a game I'm playing, and my opponent has three pawns to his name and no stalemate tries, and he says he "doesn't like to resign" and announces he's gone on vacation but he's still online - and this was my [i]greeter[/i] for fork's sake! Hoping I'll step in front of a bus or something, I guess. Welcome to chess.com, huh?
This is from a Chess.com greeter!?
People are being funny today! Or am I just a little tipsy....

All I know is I'm a queen and a half up in a game I'm playing, and my opponent has three pawns to his name and no stalemate tries, and he says he "doesn't like to resign" and announces he's gone on vacation but he's still online - and this was my [i]greeter[/i] for fork's sake! Hoping I'll step in front of a bus or something, I guess. Welcome to chess.com, huh?