COMPUTER SWITCH!!!

does everyone ignore me and my jokes lol

Yes.

OK, everyone: https://www.chess.com/legal

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Please take a read through the TOS, especially the parts quoted above. That type of behavior is not allowed. I will be deleting problem posts.