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ThreeNailz
Jun 23, 2010
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trysts wrote:
ThreeNailz wrote:
trysts wrote:
ThreeNailz wrote:
ivandh wrote:

For examples consult Hollywood.

Possible apocalyptic events destroying most people on earth:

nuclear war

conventional war

disease

drought

robots

For all of these, you would want to conserve water.

There again, you wouldn't be talking about the end of the world. But I still don't think water would help much in these events either.

Well then that's just one less survivor I have to share my water with...at the end of the world.

 LOL!!! There aren't going to be any survivors at the END of the world. You know, like when THE END flashes up on the screen there is no more movie to be seen.

Until you walk out of the theater. Then another more absurd movie begins anew.

 Agreed. Wow, we could get philosophical with that thought couldn't we? Wink

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bigpoison
Jun 23, 2010
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#62

You should be singin' this Dylan tune, from The Freewheelin' Bob Dylan:

Talkin' World War III Blues, last verse:

Well, now time passed and now it seems
Everybody's having them dreams.
Everybody sees themselves walkin' around with no one else.
Half of the people can be part right all of the time,
Some of the people can be all right part of the time,
But all of the people can't be all right all of the time.
I think Abraham Lincoln said that.
"I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours."
I said that.

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trysts
Jun 23, 2010
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theoreticalboy wrote:
trysts wrote:
theoreticalboy wrote:

Let's be real, a plastic bottle of water is not going to help with human-obliterating robots.  The better idea in this case is to conserve oil, get on their good side; then you can be their Vichy government.

I think they made the robots(that are going to be responsible for the end of the world) that drink water. I've talked to many robots.

You've talked to spray-painted drunks pretending to be robots, I bet.

Oh, ...at the end of the world.

I'm not just talking about the last shift I worked. I talk to robots calling themselves "husband" and "wife", and they are definitely going to be the robots responsible...for the end of the world.

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ThreeNailz
Jun 23, 2010
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#64
bigpoison wrote:

You should be singin' this Dylan tune, from The Freewheelin' Bob Dylan:

Talkin' World War III Blues, last verse:

Well, now time passed and now it seems
Everybody's having them dreams.
Everybody sees themselves walkin' around with no one else.
Half of the people can be part right all of the time,
Some of the people can be all right part of the time,
But all of the people can't be all right all of the time.
I think Abraham Lincoln said that.
"I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours."
I said that.

 I'm not a big Dylan fan, but it has more to do with his inability to sing. His lyrics are okay.

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theoreticalboy
Jun 23, 2010
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#65

I'll agree with that; ...the end of the world will be somehow familial based.  To quote from Doogie Howser; "you need a license to become a bus driver, but they'll let any lunatic become a parent."

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theoreticalboy
Jun 23, 2010
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#66

Dylan can sing, just not non-nasally.

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ThreeNailz
Jun 23, 2010
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#67
trysts wrote:
theoreticalboy wrote:
trysts wrote:
theoreticalboy wrote:

Let's be real, a plastic bottle of water is not going to help with human-obliterating robots.  The better idea in this case is to conserve oil, get on their good side; then you can be their Vichy government.

I think they made the robots(that are going to be responsible for the end of the world) that drink water. I've talked to many robots.

You've talked to spray-painted drunks pretending to be robots, I bet.

Oh, ...at the end of the world.

I'm not just talking about the last shift I worked. I talk to robots calling themselves "husband" and "wife", and they are definitely going to be the robots responsible...for the end of the world.

 LOL! So robots have been around longer than we first thought.

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trysts
Jun 23, 2010
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theoreticalboy wrote:

I'll agree with that; ...the end of the world will be somehow familial based.  To quote from Doogie Howser; "you need a license to become a bus driver, but they'll let any lunatic become a parent."

Hilarious, quoting Doogie Howser!Laughing

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trysts
Jun 23, 2010
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#69
ThreeNailz wrote:
trysts wrote:
theoreticalboy wrote:
trysts wrote:
theoreticalboy wrote:

Let's be real, a plastic bottle of water is not going to help with human-obliterating robots.  The better idea in this case is to conserve oil, get on their good side; then you can be their Vichy government.

I think they made the robots(that are going to be responsible for the end of the world) that drink water. I've talked to many robots.

You've talked to spray-painted drunks pretending to be robots, I bet.

Oh, ...at the end of the world.

I'm not just talking about the last shift I worked. I talk to robots calling themselves "husband" and "wife", and they are definitely going to be the robots responsible...for the end of the world.

 LOL! So robots have been around longer than we first thought.

You've seen them too!Surprised

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ThreeNailz
Jun 23, 2010
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#70
trysts wrote:
theoreticalboy wrote:
trysts wrote:
theoreticalboy wrote:

Let's be real, a plastic bottle of water is not going to help with human-obliterating robots.  The better idea in this case is to conserve oil, get on their good side; then you can be their Vichy government.

I think they made the robots(that are going to be responsible for the end of the world) that drink water. I've talked to many robots.

You've talked to spray-painted drunks pretending to be robots, I bet.

Oh, ...at the end of the world.

I'm not just talking about the last shift I worked. I talk to robots calling themselves "husband" and "wife", and they are definitely going to be the robots responsible...for the end of the world.

 That's just ignorant. Those robots that will be responsible for the end of the world are called "human".

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theoreticalboy
Jun 23, 2010
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#71

Actually, I was quoting Doogie Howser.  Vincent Delpino was the philosopher in question Wink

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ThreeNailz
Jun 23, 2010
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#72

Well guys and gals, it's been fun! I'll check back in tomorrow to see how far this utterly ridiculous thread has gotten. Cheers!!Smile

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theoreticalboy
Jun 23, 2010
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#73

No, wait, you've got to sit there and listen to me telling you how great Dylan is, you jerk.

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pdela
Jun 23, 2010
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#74

I love Dylan

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bigpoison
Jun 23, 2010
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#75

A funny story about Dylan:

When he was a kid, seventeen or so, he went to visit Woody Guthrie who was nearing the end of his road.  After the visit somebody asked Woody what he thought of the kid and Woody replied, "The kid sure can sing and play, but I'm worried about his song writing."

Hahaha!  Before Dylan, Woody was likely the most prolific folk-song writer.

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electricpawn
Jun 23, 2010
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#76
bigpoison wrote:
trysts wrote:
ThreeNailz wrote:
ivandh wrote:

For examples consult Hollywood.

Possible apocalyptic events destroying most people on earth:

nuclear war

conventional war

disease

drought

robots

For all of these, you would want to conserve water.

There again, you wouldn't be talking about the end of the world. But I still don't think water would help much in these events either.

Well then that's just one less survivor I have to share my water with...at the end of the world.

Why is it that whenever someone brings up these apocalyptic scenarios where only a few humans survive, they are always one of the survivors?

 I'd be toast. Also a Dylan fan.

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ivandh
Jun 23, 2010
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#77

I like pretty much anybody who has a first name for a last name.

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Conflagration_Planet
Jun 23, 2010
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#78

Doesn't your opponent already feel sorry for you?

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trysts
Jun 23, 2010
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#79
woodshover wrote:

Doesn't your opponent already feel sorry for you?

Wow, woodshover, you're back! That was wonderful entertainment the other day, thank you!Laughing

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Conflagration_Planet
Jun 23, 2010
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#80

Back from WHERE?