Dear Abby

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electricpawn
Gigi-Oldman wrote:
RonaldJosephCote wrote:

              Gigi;  your new here. An unwritten rule is; you don't attack Batgirl, Trysts, Kohai, or anyone posting something constructive. Dear Abby was admired around the world for 30 yrs.

Why is this an unwritten rule?  And does this mean I can attack anyone else?

Attack me instead, devious cretin,

I shall block you're weak and impulsive blows

In defense of fine and proper women

Like trysts and batgirl and bludgeon your nose!

winerkleiner
NomadicKnight wrote:
winerkleiner wrote:

Dear Abby,

I hope you can give me some contructive advice here, because I'm in a bind and don't know which way to turn.

You see last summer my girlfriend and I went camping with a bunch of friends.  We all took a week off from work and decided to take the old rv up to Oregon's Crater Lake.  A beautiful lake and the weather was very cold, we all slept comfortably in the Winnebago, but that's not the concern here.  You see I kind of cheated on my girlfriend but it's not what you think.

I couldn't sleep the second night so I decided to take a walk.  Right away I heard some very strange noises and howls.  There there it was standing right on the trail ahead, it was a huge wild creature.  Yes, it was Bigfoot.

I couldn't believe my eyes, it was looking right at me.  Then I noticed that it had well, it was a female Bigfoot!   She was beautiful, and this brings me to my dilemma...I made out with Bigfoot and it was great! 

We spent that night under the stars holding hands and brushing each other.  We exchanged digits and I went back to the rv.  I was in love!

Now my question to you is, is this considered cheating? 

Please respond honestly.

Signed Baffled in Bigfoot country.

I live an hour's drive away from Crater Lake... and I've done a 50 mile hike to there via the Pacific Crest Trail before. Lots of strange noises in the Seven Lakes Basin... so you never know if Bigfoot is real and just a really good trickster! There is even a local legend about that particular region. 

Wow I didn't know all about that, but there is a show called "The Legend of Mick Dodge" filmed in and around Forks Washington.  Could that mountain man be part of that legend?

winerkleiner
littledragons wrote:
NomadicKnight wrote:
winerkleiner wrote:

Dear Abby,

 

I couldn't believe my eyes, it was looking right at me.  Then I noticed that it had well, it was a female Bigfoot!   She was beautiful, and this brings me to my dilemma...I made out with Bigfoot and it was great! 

We spent that night under the stars holding hands and brushing each other.  We exchanged digits and I went back to the rv.  I was in love!

Now my question to you is, is this considered cheating? 

Please respond honestly.

Signed Baffled in Bigfoot country.

 

There is no such thing as a female bigfoot. But in any case we are not judging you. 

How do you explain the little ones?

johnyoudell

All this is well and good but where does a guy go to meet eligible women?

(I did see a pretty girl in a chess club once - but she was only looking for the motor cycle maintenance class).

MrDamonSmith

"Men who play chess on a regular basis are usaually of good character". Oh, my stomach hurts from laughing so hard. Oh, lemme stop............

losingmove

A 26yo female who has a problem with one night stands? Where is she living? In the 1950's??

winerkleiner

Dear Abby please bring back Batgirl!

Dodger111

"Slow to make decisions"?

Abby never watched speed chess I guess. 

winerkleiner

Nope

toad

I posted the original Dear Abby column on Facebook yesterday, and it seems to have gone somewhat viral within the chess world: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10108509693447930&set=a.10100551146988830.2988963.1901083&type=3