Nobody could promote pawns the way she did.
do chessplayers get laid?
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Jun 11, 2015
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#43
DamonevicSmithlov wrote:
That was Ivana Humpalot.
:O! I'm sure when she promoted a pawn she would say " I promote to myself" <3
please squeeze me woh yeah! and I'll squeeze you!
Take your protein pills and put your helmet on!
Major Tom!
cladclan wrote:
Major Tom!
This is ground control
"Can you heeeeeeeeeeeear and I'm floating in my tin can
Faaaaaaaaaaaaar above her moon
Planet Earth is blue
And the moon I'm going thru".
(guitar solo)
kaynight wrote:
Eggs get laid. Chess players mate.
Jaja! Great answer XD
Which come furrrst ?
De chicken or de eyyyyyyg ?
Cock come furrrst
When he layin in de hayyyyy.
It kinda sounds like a lazy rooster!
Eat your spinach and you will be a sexual tyrannosaurus.
Jun 14, 2015
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#53
Yesterday i played a game, started with transposed french opening, she set up some traps and wild tactics, i played around them like a Kasparov, found an opening in her defenses, developed up my game, and then checkmate. :D
Sounds kinky.
Spinach is a good source of vitamin K.
I'm a heck of a surfer