do i really need to be spending 5 hours a day on chess in order to improve

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Mfw my elo is only ≈900-1000 so opinion is invalid evidently
meowmeomeo

That you can think this is accomplishing something is rather entertaining. Even at 4 and 5 years old, people wouldn't find this comical. 

3point14159too
meowmeomeo wrote:

That you can think this is accomplishing something is rather entertaining. Even at 4 and 5 years old, people wouldn't find this comical. 

as a teenager, I find this funny

meowmeomeo

Because when I was entirely on topic and posted factual truth about how to improve, they pulled a tantrum and began hurling ad hominem attacks at me simply because they're immature and can't have a rational discussion. That's the reason.

meowmeomeo

And you're another one who's going to have a very, very tough time with the ladies. 

meowmeomeo

This guy totally lost his mind over one single dose of reality. Truly incredible! 

llama47
Viznik wrote:
llama47 wrote:
Viznik wrote:
llama47 wrote:
Viznik wrote:

More fantasy. Zero reality. Where's your photo? 

Why do you have have so many photos of bearded men?

Not that I'm judging... just... a weird topic to flex your collection.

I just went into my Military Strategy archive, he sends me Snapchat’s every Friday night when he’s feeling lonely and sad cuz mommy didn’t give him any nuggies and rationed his Mountain Dew intake 

Aww, that's sweet. I'm glad you two are friends like that 😘

Yes he is my best friend. Some times he invites me over for sleepovers and we eat nuggies together and slam mtn dews while talking about how kids who play chess are going to get absolutely smashed by the real world. Then we both put on our Walmart vests and pound out a savage 8 hour shift on the floor. But he hasn’t invited me back ever since I took the last chicken nuggie from the plate. Please let me back MilitaryStrategy, your mom makes the best chicken nuggs! And I promise I don’t mind the smell, that wasn’t my gag reflex that was actually my bodies way of showing how impressed I am with your ability to have skin folds on the back of your neck!

Ok so I laughed, good job grin.png

3point14159too
meowmeomeo wrote:

Because when I was entirely on topic and posted factual truth about how to improve, they pulled a tantrum and began hurling ad hominem attacks at me simply because they're immature and can't have a rational discussion. That's the reason.

I gave you what you claim to want, yet you have responded to none of those comments. The second I start joking, you start mocking me. Something seems off here meh.png

meowmeomeo

I hope you didn't really find what he wrote to be comical. That would be pretty pathetic. 

3point14159too

You still haven't told us what you do for a living

llama47
MilitaryStrategy wrote:
llama47 wrote:
Viznik wrote:
llama47 wrote:
Viznik wrote:
llama47 wrote:
Viznik wrote:

More fantasy. Zero reality. Where's your photo? 

Why do you have have so many photos of bearded men?

Not that I'm judging... just... a weird topic to flex your collection.

I just went into my Military Strategy archive, he sends me Snapchat’s every Friday night when he’s feeling lonely and sad cuz mommy didn’t give him any nuggies and rationed his Mountain Dew intake 

Aww, that's sweet. I'm glad you two are friends like that 😘

Yes he is my best friend. Some times he invites me over for sleepovers and we eat nuggies together and slam mtn dews while talking about how kids who play chess are going to get absolutely smashed by the real world. Then we both put on our Walmart vests and pound out a savage 8 hour shift on the floor. But he hasn’t invited me back ever since I took the last chicken nuggie from the plate. Please let me back MilitaryStrategy, your mom makes the best chicken nuggs! And I promise I don’t mind the smell, that wasn’t my gag reflex that was actually my bodies way of showing how impressed I am with your ability to have skin folds on the back of your neck!

Ok so I laughed, good job

I hope you didn't really find what he wrote to be comical. That would be pretty pathetic. 

Scathing.

hvenki

discgord modrigator

meowmeomeo

The thread slowed down because pretty much all of them except me have been muted. Solid gold. Another win. 

DasBurner

I'm still here, I'm just watching now

llama47
DaBabysBurner wrote:

I'm still here, I'm just watching now

 

3point14159too
MilitaryStrategy wrote:
3point14159too wrote:

You still haven't told us what you do for a living

I could tell you that I'm working on the cure for cancer and you would simply troll me in response since you're a child. What's the point? Not like you know anything about work, money, relationships, or the world around you. But hey - that bullet rating's looking good. Absolutely pathetic to the point of even sad lol. 

So are you working on the cure for cancer? If so, what are you doing here?

DasBurner

although I didn't say anything too crazy in this thread

hvenki

I cant stop laughing at viznik's posts

DasBurner

oh wow, I write one comment and there's already three in between it

meowmeomeo

I won't be here after this post as I truly agree that I've spent more than enough time on this thread at this point. How long will you continue to post this nonsense? lol How much time will you spend on it? I'll come back tomorrow and check it out.