Can I beat Garry Kasparov? Hmm,... Nope. Not this year,....
Do u think u can beat Gary Kasparov?(Yes or No) Why?

Is that for retail ? or do I need to go buy it wholesale ?
I think is out of stock at the moment due the great demand.

I believe that I can beat Kasparov just as a tortoise can beat a hare in the old story. If he falls alseep while playing me there's no problem. Alternately, I can hire a hypnotist to work on him before he plays me. Anything is possible in this world of ours!

One thing I love about chess is anyone is capable of beating anyone. Chess Titles, ratings, reputation, etc are all meaningless. The only thing that matters is the moves on the board.
The idea of chess "Strength" is equally meaningless, because you are only as strong as your most recent game.
Always try and play your best no matter who you are playing. When I would play in OTB tournaments I did not want to know someone's rating until after the game, so nothing would subconsciously influence my playing style.

If I get to make Kasparov's first few moves for him I could beat him easily.
I'm afraid this would not be enough, unless you pick for him 1.g4 and 2.f3.
+1

If I get to make Kasparov's first few moves for him I could beat him easily.
I'm afraid this would not be enough, unless you pick for him 1.g4 and 2.f3.
don't forget to push the black e-pawn on move 1, don't work as well otherwise.
i think the evaluation of that is much bigger than +1

If I get to make Kasparov's first few moves for him I could beat him easily.
I'm afraid this would not be enough, unless you pick for him 1.g4 and 2.f3.
Exactly my point. I doubt 1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nf6 3. Qh5 would be sufficent.

pfren 1.g4 ...(if only 1. ...e6 or 1. ...e5) 2.f3 is a mate with 2. ...Qh5#, so if ur gona take pfren's tricks to play that on GK, It will be the most painful defeat u will ever have and no one would forget it:)

I think you missed the point. I said that I could only win if I got to choose Kasparov's first few moves, and he said, obviously knowing what he's talking about, that I'd only win if those moves I choose for him are g4 and f3. Unfortunately, IM pfren forgot about this:
Yeah, that's right. Black doesn't need to play the moves for the fool's mate.
I think the Russian Police did that after Kasparov played a friendly game with Putin.
Upon his chess victory, Kasparov was chided for his cockiness toward his leader. Kasparov, not to be out done fired back, he would beat Putin in the next election, and voila, Kasparov's political career was born.
Then Putin decided to make sure Kasparov was beaten before, during and after the election if necessary, in what ever manner it took to make sure he had no chance to beat Putin again, in any way, shape or form.
I noticed Kasparov never boasted about how well he did against the police, maybe he finally met his match....