DON'T MOVE YOUR F-PAWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you move your f-pawn and g-pawn you can lose in 4 moves!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL! I used to play with IM Paul Bartron online and he would spot me his queen by sacrificing it on F7. Then he would destroy me. Valuable lesson. I target F pawns.

One day, the bird will rise.
...and lay an egg.
and shit on your head.
Come on, mods!

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are you one that is brought to tears by common adult terms? especially when in the framework of a lighthearted joke? oh, wait, do you know what a joke is?
there is a cc for kids.

One day, the bird will rise.
...and lay an egg.
and shit on your head.
and then laugh like a kookaburra.
Cool checkmate huh????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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