Dumbest possible chess opening line

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Viru1003

I created what is possibly the dumbest possible chess opening line.

1. g4 e5

2. f3 Qg5

3. Nh3 Ke7

I like to call this the "Fool's Declined, Bongcloud Queen Blunder Variation"

Viru1003

I dare you to create a line dumber than this