Excuses for not accepting rematches

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We've cut off hands for a lot less

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I am unable and/or unwilling to play a rematch.
Avatar of MohamedBelal

i forgot to say battery low but that's too extreme. They may die of shock

Avatar of Skinnyhorse

     I'd like to accept a re-match but my parole officer is at the front door. 

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My manager just called and they want me on the set for the latest porn film. 

Avatar of BronsteinPawn

Calling in my chum David so he locks this thing too.

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My dog ate my computer.

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I accept a rematch unless-

1)The opponent doesn't resign in a  lost position when i have enough time left.

2)Offers a draw in a normal position.

3)Plays the french exchange

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Avatar of BoyStan

Can't rematch…my right hand is otherwise engaged

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1NaturalDisaster wrote:

Sorry, I need to troll in the chess.com forums.

This.

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"Sorry, I'm busy trying to find an excuse"

Avatar of BronsteinPawn

"I am a sissy, I care about my rating points".

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     Can't do a re-match.  Publishers Clearinghouse is knocking at the front door.

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     Can't do a re-match.  My dominatrix just called and said to get over to her house immediately!!