Farting as a tactic?

Has anyone ever used farting as a tactic during tournament games? I want to discuss this deeply. What impact does it have on your opponent?

I wonder if farting was allowed when Geller was still playing? Would Geller still had smoked?

Better question: do Tictacs, when used as a suppository, mitigate the stench of a fart?

Why don't you have a shot at it and report back to us. Drop your pants, mount the table and see if you can blow over any of the pieces with a ripper.

oh noes

Just don't imitate the proverbial pigeon. Your opponent might upend the table with a kick and send feces onto your legs and feet.

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Is it a tactic or is it a strategy?

That made my drink come out my nose!

Nah, farting day is all year :D

so fake lol

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It is a tactic.

I just posted on your wall.It can either be a tactic or strategy, depends on your intentions.

Mister-Horse wrote:

macer75 wrote:

Is it a tactic or is it a strategy?

It is a tactic.

Its a strategy if you eat beans and Brussels sprouts the day before.

Well, in denmark we have something called "Fart kontrol", where "kontrol" is translated to check...

Muwahahaha!