Free coaching under 1000!

sigh... not another coach...

What are your qualifications ? What makes you think you can teach ?

I admire your fortitude. Thus, I am pleased to offer you, and you alone, one free unrated coaching game (a $25 value).

http://www.chess.com/coach/ziryab 

I'm under 1000 in bullet. Can u coach me?

I really just dont get . When someone on here offers to coach people almost immediately start bashing him/her like what makes you think you can coach and stuff like that but its so ignorant if your higher rated then the standards the person offering the coaching then clearly its not for you and if your below/around it and still talk trash your missing out on someone who at the very least CAN bring you up a few points or make you 100pts stronger then you get people who say just cause your this or that rating doesn't make you good coach yet when a expert or heck just some Class A player says there offering free analysis there thread floods with games and you can see repeat posters come in packs of 10 or more. Its a real shame to see 

It's called competition. In one thread, someone whom I have coached asked some questions that elicited answers from several folks including me. Then some chap who cannot construct a single error free sentence spammed the forum with an offer to write a chess book personally tailored to the OP's needs. I launched a battery of missiles.

Well , they all seem to have missed their target. Would you please shine your light on the thread : I am chess coach. It's the same author (or plagia ..)

I know you long enough to be sure you can skillfully finish the job started.

http://www.chess.com/forum/view/chess-equipment/best-chess-book-for-beginnerintermediate-player

The spammer seems a decent blitz player, but language and ethics are outside his skill set.

@Ziryab :

I've got this link already from an Aussie . I've read it through and commented on it in the "I am chess coach" thread , but thanks anyway.

I know you had the link (your "plagia" made that clear). But, there are others who are reading this thread.

Under 1000 onleh?  Discrimination hurts! I wanna coach!  =(

I want to know if I played this correctly, the ideas of sacrificing a doubled pawn to obtain the opposition and sacrificing a pawn when your king and pawn is close enough to their king to avoid stalemate (giving him pawn moves) I learned from Fine's Basic Chess Endgames and Soltis' Turning Advantage into Victory in Chess:

b6 was defenetly very good, but I think that g 6 was totally unesesary...

here I will show you

in the diagram I got rid of all the other pawns as they are totaly irrelevant to win.

to win in your position without going g3 is here.