Funny stuff that sore losers have told you

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Opponent: "You won just because I was playing badly, you stupid noob!"

Mandatory subsequent "wtf".

The_bruce

I beated a guy a couple of times he was rating 100 pts under me. In the second game when I was ahead he offered me a draw, I declined and then he threatened to report me. Finnally I won and he reported acusing me of cheat.

 

  Big loser with no manners.

dweezil28

ive had a couple games where my opponent has told me:

"hey! nice engine buddy!" very funny because we are both really low rated players, i made about 3 blunders on the way to finding one odd move that won the game for me. how would you be able to say as a 1300 player, with confidence, that you know youre opponent is using an engine?

i enjoy it though and i keep hoping more people accuse my of using an engine, its a huge compliment! 

chesshole
  • yeah i've heard the 'nice engine' one a few times.  i have even heard 'nice engine' in bullet chess.  I have to admit that one really annoys me lol.  it is a great excuse for those that got whooped lol
macer75
quadriple wrote:

"Nice chess engine you got there"

to which I reply 

"yeah you saw how it totally crushed your houdini??"

lol good one

Tillerjockey

I had a 1200 announce mate in 15 on me once.  It was early in the game and a very complicated position.  I was pretty happy that I was able to go all 15 moves before the mate.  the engine guys are out there..

bobbyDK

a player told me in a otb tournament that I should have said check because he was in check and he didn't notice so he moved something else.

He said checkmate to me with the piece he used.

The problem was however he was still in check and had to use that piece to prevent the check. That resulted in me in winning his queen and the game.

He complained to the tournament leader and found the fide rules of chess.

another player told me in a team match, yeah you were plain lucky I had a won game but then you checkmated me.

woton

In a single game, my opponent:

1.  Questioned the legitimacy of my birth;

2.  Called me a computer, and

3.  Insinuated that I was a pedophile.

I guess he was upset about losing.

JMB2010

Here are some classics.

"My cat jumped on my keyboard."

"I thought we were playing loser's chess."

"I have arthritis in my fingers."

chasm1995

this guy I played complained that my play was too passive when I refused to trade pawns when it wouldn't benefit me, and he was in time trouble.  He said I was  bad player that made him lose on time and that it didn't count as a win for me.

Pashakviolino

hahahaha some funny stories

 

Like a week ago I was playing bullet with a guy and I beat him, he offered me a rematch and I declined it, then he immediately wrote "Run you coward! Run away puss".

So I offered him the rematch, he accepted and I whooped him again.

He just said "You are lucky that I am tired" hahaha

Hohenzollern

I have been playing chess for one and a half year, and have noticed, that 

trash talking etc. sort of diminished after 1500+ or maby it´s just an illusion and i just dont mind them anymore..

bobbyDK
woton skrev:

In a single game, my opponent:

1.  Questioned the legitimacy of my birth;

2.  Called me a computer, and

3.  Insinuated that I was a pedophile.

I guess he was upset about losing.

did you play against Trump?

Swindlers_List

I get a lot of weird ones when I play on FICS. I remember some guy dropped a piece, I think it was a knight (??). He then started spamming takeback requests, I never offer or accept takebacks.
He then started sending me this in chat (cant remeber word for word):

"haha I only played that move to see if you wouldnt give the takeback, ahahaha now i know youre a loser hahaha" or something along those lines.

Then youve got all the standard insults.

Irontiger
Hohenzollern wrote:

I have been playing chess for one and a half year, and have noticed, that 

trash talking etc. sort of diminished after 1500+ or maby it´s just an illusion and i just dont mind them anymore..

Nah, same impression here.

It's not that poor players are jerk, it's that jerks are usually poor players : with general intellectual laziness / atrophy, you will both insult when you feel insecure and be poor at chess.

patzermike

Someone once said to me "I almost had you,but I overlooked a detail.". I replied "In other words, we had a chess game."

DoctorDark

My favorite, after I beat him at blitz: "ok gay". DEVASTATING.

Philidor2000

Titanium77 lost a game against me about a week ago.  Afterward I saw he had posted a comment on my profile; something to the effect of, "This guy is a weak player who runs away when he is losing." - even though I beat him!  Here's the game.



beardogjones

My favorite is "don't ever insult me by playing 1.h4 again!"

astronomer999

There is one player here who loves inversion. He leaves comments on other players pages which state the opposite case of the actual situation. He flogged me a few times and left a comment saying how strong I am. I find the same comments on players I can beat, but on players that have given me a good spanking his comments say how weak they are.