"Premoves" are supposed to represent the same bullet/blitz phenom as holding your hand over the next piece waiting for your opponent to hit the clock.......
Hmm, that is the strangest explanation I ever heard of premoves. What you describe is no premove at all since you hold your hand after your opponent executed his move, you saw what happened and made your decision. If you did it any earlier you are liable to be disqualified for hindering your opponent.
My view is that the premove is a typical online phenomenon based on the prediction skills of players which are of great use in OTB games as well. Many cultures change in online environments and assume an online character of their own. The way to go wrong is not to see the differences and hold on to old images of realities no longer present. Had chessplayers followed your logic, we would still be playing without chess clocks at all. After all, isn't the chess clock a strange technical aberration amongst gentlemen with ample time on their hands seeking a competitive brain challenge? Not even discussing the horrific chess murdering variants of bullet and blitz. Or should I say chess clock murdering variants?
yeah, in reality there is no way in (online chess) if premoves were disabled there is no chance anyone would be able to make a move anywhere near 0.001 seconds (1000 moves/second)