General Message to All

Fellow chess enthusiasts, fellow chess.com players, fellow cheaters--I have a few general comments I'd like to make for all to see. There is no need to RESPOND to this thread as I WILL NOT change my mind. I get 7 or 8 messages a day, all asking basically the same thing.

1) My name is cheater_1, I use a program to make my moves. I WILL NOT PLAY you in a legit game, EVER.

2) If you're using a chess program and want to challenge any of the programs in my STABLE, FUHGET ABOUT IT. You'd lose. If you really want to play prog vs prog to see how you'd do against mine--do this. Fire up your chessmaster or whatever. Put chessmaster on one side with 5 minutes and put a 1500 rated player on the other with 1 minute. Notice how chessmaster DISMANTLES the 1500 rookie. That's what my program would do to yours. Now if I were on my WORK computer with a TERRABYTE of ram and 5 times as fast as the fastest dual processor on the market, replace the 1500 player with BOBO the monkey. Now you know.

3) If you're a legit MASTER CLASS player and think you can beat my program--FUHGET ABOUT IT. FACTOID: No chess player in THE HISTORY of the WORLD has checkmated a program in a game under 30 minutes per side. NEVER HAPPENED NEVER WILL. I have had this debate with thousands of people over the years and NOT ONE can show me where a GM has EVER beaten a PROG in anything under 1 hour. The longest time limit I play on LIVE chess is 15 minutes per side. This vote chess game I'm playing right now is KILLING me. Toooooooo drawn out. Please stop begging me..I WILL NOT PLAY anyone...even if it's GARRY himself. I'm too tied up in cheater_1 vs chess.com at the moment.

If he gets stuck he consults a computer with 15 terrabytes of RAM that is twenty-six times faster than the fastest dual core on the market.  For you to play Wilson, cheater-one, would be like a monkey playing Bobby Fischer. 

 Of course, I don't need to prove this by demonstrating it, I just need to make the claim.

I know you have probably answered this question before, but why are you the way you are, cheater_1? I am just curious.

Beelzebub, no fair. Copy Cat. Get your own material. I was here FIRST.

Feldmm, That's a long, drawn out, complicated answer. I'll answer it using this example. Without darkness, a flashlight would do NO good whatsoever. In order for a flashlight to be of any value (other than a weapon) it RELIES on darkness. According to MARKUM'S 14th law of deductive reasoning, there can NEVER be a thing such thing as UTOPIA, because without EVIL, goodness can not exist. We need a guage to measure what is good by having evil. If evil was eradicated, then the "utopia" would collapse in on itself and cease to exist. Good NEEDS evil just as a fish NEEDS water. I am not evil, but I am that which is needed in order for this very web site to EXIST. Why do you think I have not been deleted. If my account were to be banned, this web site would VANISH. My cheating and diabolical ways, although depised by most, are a necessary component.

Agreed...evil is interesting.

 i think we'd be perfectly fine without you. :)

Let me get this straight.  The player at cheater_1 is an artificial intelligence.  The guy giving the attitude is the SLAVE of the program, not daring to give as much creativity as 1.e4??  You don't even like playing chess, do you.  You like being outrageous and giving lip.  Big deal!  Like we care what is acceptable to you.  The poetic justice is that it is a program that determines whether you win or lose.

I hope you are at least the programmer of your program. 

 I agree with Erik...for some reason I do not see this site ceasing to exist if cheaters account was banned

 Just shut up.  I hate you

 I don't believe you. Prove this site would vanish if you were no longer on this site.

So much Ignorance here, as in chess_lifelong's statement.. So Much ANGER and HATE, as in drangonfly's and filo's statement. And you wonder why this world is going down the drain. I'm thankful I made a choice NOT to bring a child into this world.