GM Zod, can you please help me?

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Hi Zod, can you help me reach the level of greatness? Please respond.

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Zod blocks anyone who challenges him (including me). He is just your everyday dork.

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If you are a genuine seeker of chess expertise, Zod will of course appear to you and lift you out of the base of the chess pyramid. But if there is any place within you that secretly aspires to remain a patzer, Zod may not hear your call. It is only the pure in heart that can seek out his guidance.

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Zod's sycophant.

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Zod's unsuccessfull troll

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You are being too kind toward him. You could probably trounce him on any given Tuesday. Probably Thursday, as well.

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I prefer Fridays.

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GM_Maggy wrote:

I am real GM

NO YOU AREN'T

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Curious, indeed, Zod has lost more games than he has won. And, it appears that he is capped out as a Class B. Let's see...GM is five ranks above him.

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Are you sure?

  • FIDE Rating 2885
  • Kneel Before Zod
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Praise Zod, Praise GM_Maggy.  You two should probably play each other & whoever wins gets to play Trolltheworld.  Innocent

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Zod is so hardcore strong, he blocked me after post #2.

http://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/chess-skill-on-chesscom

He's obviouly a tough dude. XD

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..in that case I change the running order....Troll v Zod.  Winner gets a pop at GM_Maggy.  How's that? Smile No offence intended GM_Maggy. 

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GM_Maggy would have to beg for Zod's mercy.

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Can't think of a reason.

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Zod might be a each way favourite.  Troll an outside chance.  GM_Maggy should win but such is the nature of gambling that being a book-maker pays.  Sadly, I'm not a bookie. Undecided  

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A 2885 rating isn't good enough?!

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DefeatIsYourDestiny1 wrote:

Hi Zod, can you help me reach the level of greatness? Please respond.

Zod the magnanimous will teach you by letting you win all the games that he is losing.

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My money is on GM_Maggy of course. Surprised

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Probably Zod v Magnus in the final, a tight match but 6-0 to Zod unless he feels compassion for Mags and throws him a few games.