Greatest Quotes of Chess.com

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Ty39wastakenlol

From Kai Ryssdal on Market Place

” Since the FCC is shutdown, can I curse on air? I won’t but it’s an interesting question”

superchessmachine

"Chess Widow

The popular chess site chess dot com has claimed yet another marriage in it's effort to chessify the world."

~ @alfiziro

superchessmachine

""Kids should not be reading this topic without parental supervision.""

~ @president_max

autobunny

@tkbunny was a yellow-bellied smiling imbecile with a discolored ear - @bunicula


@bunicula was an untrustworthy  blood sucking plush toy - @president_max


@president_max should have been impeached - @autobunny


All of the above is true

- Robert mueller, head of special counsel

superchessmachine
autobunny wrote:

@tkbunny was a yellow-bellied smiling imbecile with a discolored ear

- @bunicula


@bunicula was an untrustworthy  blood sucking plush toy 

- @president_max


@president_max should have been impeached

- @autobunny


All of the above is true

- Robert mueller, head of special counsel

Whats next? 

"Automation will end humanity thanks to autobunny."

~ @unkownofthemoment

 

Just please don't leave chess.com for good. You're a good friend and member.

superchessmachine

Always makes me smile to see one of your posts.

autobunny

You are too kind :-)

superchessmachine
autobunny wrote:

You are too kind :-)

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Ty39wastakenlol

Well, he did smile.

superchessmachine

"Cleanliness is next to godliness."

~ @crazychessplaya

autobunny
superchessmachine wrote:

"Cleanliness is next to godliness."

~ @crazychessplaya

Until you've visited the rat temple .

superchessmachine

That is not a very good reference, that temple has so many mice because the temple is made for a Hindu god that had many mice as pets/companions. The temple symbolizes these companions of the god. People regularly feed the mice hence the "dust"(really just food) is scattered in the corners.

There are no rats there, only mice.

autobunny

Wiki says black rats though

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karni_Mata_Temple

Have you been?  Must have been interesting.

 

superchessmachine
autobunny wrote:

Wiki says black rats though

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karni_Mata_Temple

Have you been?  Must have been interesting.

 

Its mice I tell you. 

My mom has.

superchessmachine

"For quite a while, I suspected that 'live chess' was just a big scam: You're not actually playing another human being somewhere, you're just interacting with a bunch of software. Even the chat is generated by an alexa-like program. So I just started using the forums: posting stuff, reading stuff. But then I realized all the forums are probably computer generated also. And so is my job, and my house, and my friends, and even...... me! I might just be a bunch of software and somebody could just hit a key and delete my whole existence"

~ @melvinbluestone

hitthepin

Wow. That escalated quickly.

Mi_Amigo

very

bong711

The army needs you. yours truly

autobunny

@iambbw definitely has a hard on for the Walking Dead guy 

superchessmachine
hitthepin wrote:

Wow. That escalated quickly.

ikr