Greatest Quotes of Chess.com

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superchessmachine

lol

superchessmachine

"Even the biggest of men can act as the smallest of babies"

~ @carpe_noctum

superchessmachine

"Remember false promises killed an innocent bunny today. "

~ @autobunny

superchessmachine

"*pumps shotgun* It's rabbit season."

~ @wanmokewan

superchessmachine

"im a boi that lives on earth, and I luv stuff <3"

~ @carpe_noctum

superchessmachine

"Not a good idea to play the French against a Frenchman"

~ @zardax

Mi_Amigo

"Me like Pineapple"

~@Maosro

Chess_Guy0
"What happened to cottesock?"

-pretty much everyone
Mi_Amigo

wat

superchessmachine

lol

hitthepin

Yes, what did happen to him?

Mi_Amigo

it turned into @woolensock

Mi_Amigo

wait a minute....

hitthepin
Mi_Amigo wrote:

it turned into @woolensock

Yeah. I know. Lol

superchessmachine

"*taps head to signify intelligence"

~ @superchessmachine

TrooperChessOrTC

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superchessmachine

lol

superchessmachine

"Grandmaster Vortex

9,000 new Grandmasters swirled magically into existence today at chesspawn.png.com when they simply opened an account and clicked Grandmaster Rating option, which allowed them to begin their road to grandmastery of chess by putting them square at the finish line with a GM rating.  "It's never been so easy to achieve GM," said trollroast15, who at presstime boasted a 2750 rating in blitz, bullet, daily, and rapid despite having never played an actual game of virtual chess on the silly site."

~ @alfiziro

kingofjive5

I wonder if i just made a quote that would be good enough for this page scm

superchessmachine

Post it! No such thing as a bad quote. happy.png