Reggab_Dans wrote:
no problem, send me $500 I will explain
I need become good chees player fast, lets say 2000 level in few days and i want aschieve that. how can do ?
How can I become a super chees player quickly
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Apr 21, 2017
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I am rated like 1936 in blitz so maybe I can give you some insight. To reach my level, you have to play for at least a year or more and do 100s of tactics problems. Be warned however, chess is incredibly difficult and complex. Most people will struggle to reach 1400 after years of playing chess....let alone 1900-2000.
okay okay so but i need quick. how to as fast as possible?
Apr 21, 2017
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#5
Become Magnus Carlsen take all his talent then take Fischers and Morphy talent too and u might have a chance to get to 2000 within a few days
but me friend Jupshtar say i have big talent maybe. i need improve now i study home books
Reggab_Dans wrote:
Your uncle Jamar?
but me friend Jupshtar say i have big talent maybe. i need improve now i study home books
Really?
Reggab_Dans wrote:
I need become good chees player fast, lets say 2000 level in few days and i want aschieve that. how can do ?
Garlic and cabbage...
First step - learn how to spell CHESS
Apr 21, 2017
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the_johnjohn wrote:
What a rip off I'll do its for $250
Reggab_Dans wrote:
no problem, send me $500 I will explain
I need become good chees player fast, lets say 2000 level in few days and i want aschieve that. how can do ?
Monie49 wrote:
First step - learn how to spell CHESS
You mean we arent talking about cheese???
Chessknight779 wrote:
How can I become super cheese quickly lololololoolololo. HAHAHAHAHAHA
Velveeta melts rather quickly...be like Velveeta...
I suggest drinking a lot and maybe even dropping LSD while you play high rated players. As well, looking at porn while playing will improve your game as well. Good luck.
Why is everyone giving chess advice when he wants to become a super CHEES player?
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Chees are dudes. If you want to be a super dude player, you need to take care of your personal appearance and hygiene, be confident with women but treat them with respect, and not be afraid of rejection. I'm not sure how player ratings work though, and how mad your game needs to be to reach 2000.
Apr 21, 2017
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If you reach around the back of your head and feel carefully you will find a small switch with two settings. You might need a couple of mirrors to see it or perhaps help from a friend. It's my guess that the switch is current set to B. Move it to GM and you should see an immediate improvement. Let us know how it goes.
I need become good chees player fast, lets say 2000 level in few days and i want aschieve that. how can do ?