How chess saved me from Obesity

Thank you Eliot, I really intend to become a better person and with the help of staff and the support from fellow members like you I truly feel it is possible.

Wait...if I keep turning my life around won't I end up where I started?

As long as you turn it around an odd number of times, you'll be okay.

How can someone be like you? You are a chess triumph.

does mang mean man?

Nice one! I'll make a note of that. :)

ROUND AND ROUND
WITH LOVE WE'LL FIND A WAY JUST GIVE IT TIME
ROUND AND ROUND
WHAT COMES AROUND GOES AROUND

https://youtu.be/fG51nwQsfAA

don't even ask

only the mang himself can answer those, tho' his avatar looks different from tv.

but a reverese google search shows it comes from some funny mugshots site

the fat chin looks like a scarf

but he's da manggg!  u can't say that

I'll have to tie his scarf tighter round his neck so he will stop saying mang

no mannggg. u can't do that manggg.  mangggggllllllggggggg *gasp*

Or should I just stuff his fat neck with chicken at an increasing rate so he has to swallow faster and thus get a bigger scarf to pull on

or just sit on u

and then sit on u

mang, u has guuuuuuuuuuuud lief mang! im glaad ches savd ur lief mang!

lol