How chess saved me from Obesity

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Thank you Eliot, I really intend to become a better person and with the help of staff and the support from fellow members like you I truly feel it is possible.

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Wait...if I keep turning my life around won't I end up where I started?

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As long as you turn it around an odd number of times, you'll be okay.

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How can someone be like you? You are a chess triumph.

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does mang mean man?

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Dubious-Duck wrote:

AdamovYuri you were pretty much a moron as greedypawneater dude but as this new character you have yet again proved you set very low standards which you consistently fail to meet.

Nice one! I'll make a note of that. :)

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ROUND AND ROUND
WITH LOVE WE'LL FIND A WAY JUST GIVE IT TIME
ROUND AND ROUND
WHAT COMES AROUND GOES AROUND

https://youtu.be/fG51nwQsfAA

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don't even ask

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only the mang himself can answer those, tho' his avatar looks different from tv.

but a reverese google search shows it comes from some funny mugshots site

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the fat chin looks like a scarf

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but he's da manggg!  u can't say that

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I'll have to tie his scarf tighter round his neck so he will stop saying mang

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no mannggg. u can't do that manggg.  mangggggllllllggggggg *gasp*

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Or should I just stuff his fat neck with chicken at an increasing rate so he has to swallow faster and thus get a bigger scarf to pull on

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or just sit on u

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and then sit on u

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mang, u has guuuuuuuuuuuud lief mang! im glaad ches savd ur lief mang!

lol