How come NOBODY takes my e4 pawn?

This position often appears in my bullet games (but not this exact position) and nobody takes my e-pawn. Why?

Yeah I think that's mostly it

But it's strange how about 1 out of 100 of 100 opponents notice

Premoves, or they're terrible.

The harder question to answer is why you'd keep blundering the pawn.

And here's YET ANOTHER ONE:

I'll play you, grab the pawn, and take my chances. Either you've prepared a 36 move mating combination on the sly or I bet you don't get it back.

From the time stamps in your games, you apparently don't know what premoves are.

But neither do your opponents... so yeah, that's really bad not to take the pawn.

you need marketing help, perhaps like this

They usually don't premove though!

Often they wait about a second or two before making their move.

Because its bullet/blitz and people are so busy blundering...I mean moving fast they miss it.