So hi everyone, so if you look at my profile; you can see my rating is VERY LOW so i really need help on how to get better. Anyone have suggestions?
I have LOTS of experience and I will give you some good tips and tricks which have helped me along my chess journey.
1. Avoid long time controls like rapid and blitz. They are for people who think. You don't need that. only play bullet - ideally hyperbullet - because your instinct is clearly stronger than calculation.
2. Open with h4 and a4 every game. It's called double wing domination, and the masters aren't ready for it. Trust me, Carlsen's hiding this prep.
3. Ignore your opponent's moves. Focus only on your vibes. Positional understanding is a scam - the real key to chess is inner peace and randomly pushing pawns.
4. Sacrifice your queen early. It's not blundering, it's alpha strategy. Queens are overrated, and rooks deserve more attention.
5. Never study openings. Invent your own like the "Inverted waffle batter gambit." Real champions freestyle like jazz musicians.
6. Argue with your coach. Coaches love to be challenged. Shout "engine says I'm +9!" during lessons. Instant respect.
7. Sleep-deprived + sugar high = peak performance. True chess energy only comes at . after 2 liters of soda and no water.
See, normally I would bully people for making stupid comments but this guy is way better than me so imma just accept what he says. Number 7 is completely factual, I speak from experience.
5. Never study openings.
Has been working 20+ years for me