How to become a GM before I finished typing this post?

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Carlsen is at my door right now and he's about to open it and come in, I told him I could beat him easily. I as wondering if anybody knew a way I could be a GM before I have finished typing this post. 

 

Well, I'm about to finish the post, here's for hoping that I become a GM!

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Did I become a GM? How does it feel to be a GM? I feel different.

Avatar of urk
I like these wannabe GM topics.
They amuse me.
Avatar of Diakonia

I already beat Carlsen for the title, got bored with it, and gave it back to him.  

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Use an engine idiot
Avatar of VladimirHerceg91

Carlsen is an extremely good chess player from what I hear. There is a video of him beating chess hustlers in New York believe it or not. Might be fake, but it seemed genuine to me. 

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TypicalChessPlayer1 wrote:
Use an engine idiot

What is an engine idiot?

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darthion wrote:
Diakonia wrote:
TypicalChessPlayer1 wrote:
Use an engine idiot

What is an engine idiot?

an engine idiot is an engine programmed to act like an idiot.

namely, you!

The power of the comma.

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darthion wrote:
Diakonia wrote:
darthion wrote:
Diakonia wrote:
TypicalChessPlayer1 wrote:
Use an engine idiot

What is an engine idiot?

an engine idiot is an engine programmed to act like an idiot.

namely, you!

The power of the comma.

what is this, dragonball?

No, THIS IS SPARTA (again) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How can we poo on the chess game ?