wow
How to defeat Magnus Carlsen in 27 STEPS/YEARS
Sort:
cry then
everybody wants to be Magnus Carlsen everybody wants to be the best just be yourself this is boring
Also in 27 years Magnus would probably not be the WC anymore
u forgot 27: U wake up and turn off your alarm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MA8Scue28Ks
Advice from Magnus Carlsen himself:
5 best tips for chess beginners:
1) Play as much chess as possible!
2) Read! (books, also videos on the internet, ... read about chess)
3) Learn the basic mating techniques (mate with two rooks, mate with the queen, ...) ...gives you a lot of confidence about being able to finish off your games
4) Learn from the old masters (very useful and very interesting) ... especially the games since the Capablanca-Alekhine World Championship match
5) Have fun!! If you do what is most fun to you (playing long games / reading about chess / solving exercises, ...) you will come a long way.
Mar 29, 2021
0
#9
Taktikhamster schreef:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MA8Scue28Ks
Advice from Magnus Carlsen himself:
5 best tips for chess beginners:
1) Play as much chess as possible!
2) Read! (books, also videos on the internet, ... read about chess)
3) Learn the basic mating techniques (mate with two rooks, mate with the queen, ...) ...gives you a lot of confidence about being able to finish off your games
4) Learn from the old masters (very useful and very interesting) ... especially the games since the Capablanca-Alekhine World Championship match
5) Have fun!! If you do what is most fun to you (playing long games / reading about chess / solving exercises, ...) you will come a long way.
THAT are good tips!
Go away
I'll keep it as a note for myself thanks mate
2. Step: Learn Basic Tactic Patterns!
3. Step: Practice Mating Patterns
4. Step: Study basic strategic elements
5. Step: Try foolsmate as an opening!
Elo-Update: 1200
6. Step: Learn rubbish openings like the Sicilian, or the Catalan!
7. Step: Analyze Master Games from old guys like Kasparov!
8. Step: Play Chess.com Netherite Membership ( = Great Rating Push)!
Elo-Update: 1400 + UR FIRST TOURNAMENT!!
9. Step: Keep cool, even if u lose, (But u won't, cuz ...- )
Read this helpful Post about polite tournament behaviour+ practice tips
https://www.chess.com/forum/view/for-beginners/how-to-be-rude-in-chess-58204218
10. Step: Beat all players!! ( Which shouldn't be hard, with the help of an experienced undercover IM Like me #notstuckup)
11. Step: Get nice elo, oh and don't forget to blackmail ur opponents, if they ever have the slightest idea of winning in their little brain
Elo-Update: 1900 + Now ur first Fide title
Ok, so now ur clearly a pro, only Nakamura & Co. are better than u, congrats!!!!
12. Step: Learn variants, and play blindcheck
13. Step: Play simuls
14. Step: Promote urself to the boss of Chess24
15. Step: Play international tournaments+don't forget my practical tips!
16. Step: While defeating ( *and annoying ) ur opponents, play against titled players!
17. Step: Play with handicap against beginners, (Ego-Update: Very high)
Elo-Update: 2300 IM yay!!!!!!!!!!! halfway done
18. Step: Ok, now tis time to learn some other openings than the foolsmate, and the foolssicilian....
Go checkout the Alkabetz-Wing-Counter-Gambit! https://www.chess.com/blog/Wurstzug/the-alkabetzcounter-queenside-gambit-interesting-opening-for-black-sample-game
19. Step: Lets stream now! Tips: Call ur pieces juicer and stuff, and consider 30-Miles variants, and ALWAYS SAY STH LIKE: TAKES TAKES TAKES; TAKES HERE GOES THERE TAKES TAKES TAKES GOES THERE TAKES WITH CHECK, and then play a simple move, cuz it didnt work
20. Step: Now u have 4000000 subscribers and followers, ur rich and u can buy all sorts of engines and stuff.
Elo-Update: 2500 GM
21. Step: Close to SGM!
22. Step: Go challenge that Carlsen guy
23. Step: U COULD lose some games, but if ur winning against other players, ur feeling fine already
Elo-Update: 2750 Super-GM!!!
24. Step: Now qualificate in the candidates, then challenge ur last big opponent!
25. Step: Now every rule from me counts!!
26. Step: Win against him in 90 matches #firstTry!! Congrats
Ur Worlds best player
Last step: Write books, so ur carved in chess history forever!!
Commentate good stuff, or I'll cry