How to get your girlfriend to play chess?

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TRextastic
Mountainstein wrote:

You can always just find a girlfriend that plays chess.  Try hitting on women at your next tournament!

Please do not encourage guys to do that. 

TRextastic
Esteban_Garcia wrote:
OK, here's what you have to do: Say 'Thank you for trying chess, sweetie. You don't have to play chess to be the most beautiful girl in the world, etc.'

Then, wake up every night and whisper in her ear. 'Chess is fun, chess is fun...'

I think Esteban has the most practical solution with the best odds. Give it a go.

dpnorman

Also, the girl I mentioned above actually wanted me to teach her chess, which is different. I think part of the OP's situation is convincing the girl (who, luckily for him, is already his girlfriend) to want to play chess.

Ziggy_Zugzwang

Old thread... Laughing...perhaps should be renamed "How my grandfather got my grandmother how to play chess..."

dpnorman

^lol, never heard that one before. I'd think they'd be scared of playing younger players, but not only the younger women

TRextastic
dpnorman wrote:

^lol, never heard that one before. I'd think they'd be scared of playing younger players, but not only the younger women

Agreed. I've never had a problem finding opponents. I also remember reading on here a guy complaining about being made fun of for losing to a girl. So the opposite problem.

Mountainstein
TRextastic wrote:
Mountainstein wrote:

You can always just find a girlfriend that plays chess.  Try hitting on women at your next tournament!

Please do not encourage guys to do that. 

Alright.  Maybe try and use chess websites as a dating site?  I think that could work.

ChessOath
Mountainstein wrote:

Alright.  Maybe try and use chess websites as a dating site?  I think that could work.

www.chesslover.co.uk

I couldn't believe it when google just told me that this actually existed...

Strangemover

dpnorman this girl you have a crush on asked you to teach her chess?So...nice girl takes interest in something you like...wants you to teach her...maybe so she can understand why you like it so much...? Maybe if you ask if she would like to have coffee you might find that she also has a crush on you! 

ChessOath
Don_frye1 wrote:
Strangemover wrote:

dpnorman this girl you have a crush on asked you to teach her chess?So...nice girl takes interest in something you like...wants you to teach her...maybe so she can understand why you like it so much...? Maybe if you ask if she would like to have coffee you might find that she also has a crush on you! 

Ya invite her over to play chess, make sure to remove all the chairs from your room too.

Then quickly go out and buy one of those shot glass chess sets (I think I'm obsessed with them... I really need one). Hide all of your regular sets when she comes over and claim it's the only one you coud find. Then you playfully/jokingly ask if you should use the set as it was intended... See what happens from there...

dpnorman

I did teach her chess, along with a friend of hers. But meh, life went on and not much happened.

Julius-Geezer

lock her up in the attic in chains and tell her "no food until she plays chess".

ChessOath
Don_frye1 wrote:

Are you talking about taking advantage of a girl? Wow, that completely unethical and i cant even believe you would suggest such a thing.

TRex! Defend me! The enemy of your enemy is your friend or however that goes... I need help TRex! I can't handle the accusations. Cry

Julius-Geezer
Just a tic Oathy, he'll be here presently.
ChessOath
Julius-Geezer wrote:
Just a tic Oathy, he'll be here presently.

erik42085

You're missing out blarg, building the perfect deck is the funnest part! Except for the hundreds (or in my case thousands) of dollars part. I can't blame ya for not wanting to do that but I'm super competitive and play in tournaments and I despise losing so I go all out lol.

BlargDragon wrote:

erik42085 wrote:

MTG is magic the gathering aka the best card game ever created. Expensive as hell though.

I avoided this by just buying a few pre-made decks and rolling with those. Customizing some is fun, but spending hundreds of dollars and putting in all that effort to get the perfect deck saps to fun out of it for me.

Julius-Geezer

are you ok Oathy ? did you sit on the stove or something ? Do you need a bigger guy to come save you ?

ChessOath
BlargDragon wrote:

Oh, definitely; I had asked him the same thing when he hit on one of the mods here.

Wait... Female mod? That doesn't sound right... Chess.com has a female mod?

Julius-Geezer

nawwwww! not possible surely ??

BlargDragon
ChessOath wrote:
BlargDragon wrote:

Oh, definitely; I had asked him the same thing when he hit on one of the mods here.

Wait... Female mod? That doesn't sound right... Chess.com has a female mod?

I can't even know one way or another, but it didn't stop Don.