You obviously can't understand the subtle strategical intricacies of the Coca-Cola Gambit.
how to play the coca-cola gambit

If you want to play the coco cola gambit First start with Pawn to g4 Then if the opponent
plays Pawn to G5 play the move Pawn to F4 and there we go the COCO COLA gambit!
I like the grob opening, but what is coca-cola gambit???????????????????????????????????? Why is it called the coca-cola gambit? Who comes up with these names? It's worse than the bongcloud.