How to sacrifice the Ginger friend to get better at chess (By popular demand)

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Astrolijah

Step 1: Get friends irl.

Step 2: Find a person with Ginger hair.

Step 3: "Befriend" them with the help of your other friends.

Step 4: Ask them if they have ever went to the Bahamas (if yes continue if not find a new one).

Step 5: Tell them you bought you and them tickets to go their via airport.

Step 6: Rent a house and bring him there.

Step 7: Tie him down.

Step 8: Cut off some of his hair for the outer circle of the pentagram.

Step 9: Use your blood to make the star.

Step 10: Get him to lie down on it (force him since he's tied up)

Step 11: Find a sharp object.

Step 12: Dig...

I specifically said Blonde on my other tutorial because it is more effective but if you have a Ginger friend but not a blonde one then give this a try!!

Astrolijah

no

legomaster1999

what be wrong with this troubled generation?( does anyone know where i can find ginger friends to do this with?)

Fetoxo
What the hack is this?!
KmBoor

People are willing to risk 25 to life to avoid studying opening theory.

legomaster1999

what on earth does that even mean?