How to win at chess

you lads are putin me to shame..i only have a kawasaki 750
Not to big..just right for me..becouse my feet can touch the floor...pmsl
Eh..a band ???? wtf
Are you a short arsed git then lossy lol, my bike was a kawasaki 75O GT shaft driven but not ridden bikes for years now, as my wife says 'Some husband! Ye cant stick a wife and 3 kids on the back of that, get rid of it' lol

This was a chess thread to start with? Blimey, I just clicked on the link at random cos I was bored.
its hilarious that we all viewed a topic called "How to win at chess."