how would magnus do against Beth Harmon? - Chess Forums - Page 2

mrchesstoxic · 2021-12-10T16:32:14-08:00

I believe magnus will come on top!

Carwasher_Superdrunk

Dec 17, 2021

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k-on-Enjoyer wrote:

CannedAsparagus wrote:

k-on-Enjoyer wrote:

I believe that Magnus Carlsen would beat Beth Harmon in chess and then make love to her. The following scene could happen.

"Your chess is insane." Beth said, as she slipped her feminine hand into Magnus's pants and smirked. "Are you trying to mate me?" protests the World Champion Magnus, as Beth Harmon blushes, the girlish figure undressed before Magnus. "Weak tempo play, Beth." The two kissed, deeply and passionately, and afterwards Magnus places his Rook into her open line.

I would watch that. Then probably shoot myself.

Why would you shoot yourself ?

Wouldn't happen. Magnus Carlsen simply isn't in Beth's league.

CannedAsparagus

Dec 17, 2021

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k-on-Enjoyer wrote:

CannedAsparagus wrote:

k-on-Enjoyer wrote:

I believe that Magnus Carlsen would beat Beth Harmon in chess and then make love to her. The following scene could happen.

"Your chess is insane." Beth said, as she slipped her feminine hand into Magnus's pants and smirked. "Are you trying to mate me?" protests the World Champion Magnus, as Beth Harmon blushes, the girlish figure undressed before Magnus. "Weak tempo play, Beth." The two kissed, deeply and passionately, and afterwards Magnus places his Rook into her open line.

I would watch that. Then probably shoot myself.

Why would you shoot yourself ?

I wouldn't be able to bear the shame that I really enjoyed what I just saw.

lunghinomikey

Jun 23, 2023

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#23

Just how can the night of her w Magnus vs the gay, somewhat, slepped her in the face telling her play the Sicilian

Srinibas_Masanta

Jun 23, 2023

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#24

Oh, that's a battle of the minds that could shake the very foundations of the chess universe! If Magnus Carlsen and Beth Harmon were to face off, the chessboard might spontaneously combust from the sheer intensity. Magnus, the reigning world champion, and Beth, the prodigious fictional genius, would engage in an epic clash that would leave spectators on the edge of their seats.

But let's be honest, Beth has the advantage of being a character from "The Queen's Gambit," where even the ceiling tiles seem to whisper chess secrets into her ears. Magnus would have to bring his A-game, B-game, and maybe even the entire alphabet to stand a chance against her fictional prowess. Who knows, they might end up playing blindfolded while riding unicycles just to level the playing field!

In the end, it's all speculation, but one thing's for sure: If Magnus and Beth ever went head-to-head, it would be the kind of match that chess fans would discuss for centuries.

WCPetrosian

Jun 23, 2023

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ThatMaskThere

21 days ago

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#26

I personally think that Magnus will win. Beth Harmon is, (sorry to all you Queens Gambit fans) an alcoholic/drug addict. It’s only in a story universe that she beats GMs while drinking and drugging on a daily basis. In our beloved real universe, her spoiled brain neurons would probably make her do a botez gambit in the first 5 moves

mpaetz

21 days ago

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#27

The player Walter Tevis chooses will win.