I am a chess God in the making!

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LouisCreed

There is a threshold; a dividing line that separates victory from defeat. I am so close to having the absolute power in chess, but still I haven't crossed it. I know that when I do I will obtain the level of the ultimate, impeccable, virtuous, outstanding chess Lord that ever lived.

garmy

Good luck with that. But you know what they say about absolute power..

J-Star-Roar

My rating is higher than yours! Will I be an ultra-God? And if 'so close' is 1000 hours of studying and at least £1000, then yep, you're so close.

zeus3101

Perfection doesnt exist, its like you keep counting 1, 2, 3, 4, 5... and you just dont stop, you can never reach the concept we call infinity. Similarly, just by posting such pointless forums try beating me in a match!

ViktorHNielsen
zeus3101 wrote:

Perfection doesnt exist, its like you keep counting 1, 2, 3, 4, 5... and you just dont stop, you can never reach the concept we call infinity. Similarly, just by posting such pointless forums try beating me in a match!

How does beating him in a match disprove that he is close to having aboslute power in chess?

LouisCreed

With chess God status I will be worshiped by all. I will be a forgiving God and allow chessians to win once in awhile, but only if they deserve it. I will grant my boon on those who are deserving as well, and they will go on quests and things.

VULPES_VULPES
LouisCreed wrote:

With chess God status I will be worshiped by all. I will be a forgiving God and allow chessians to win once in awhile, but only if they deserve it. I will grant my boon on those who are deserving as well, and they will go on quests and things.

You sound like I_am_Zod

 

Oh! You should play him sometime! He's a chess "God" too!

baddogno

Say, I don't normally play matchmaker, but if you're looking for a goddess:

http://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/alive6

garmy

May I win my next match for LC and country!

bastiaan

Close to having absolute power in chess, though you have never "crossed the threshold of victory"... Kim is that you?

LouisCreed

baddogno wrote:

Say, I don't normally play matchmaker, but if you're looking for a goddess:

http://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/alive6

Thou shall have no other God's before me.

toiyabe

Do you get your own planet too?

LouisCreed

Fixing_A_Hole wrote:

Do you get your own planet too?

if you endure to the end...

toiyabe

Wait, so I can get a planet?  

ViktorHNielsen

Wait wait wait. A planet is nothing. How do you know that there is noone playing chess in the other end of the galaxy? In the other end of the universe? A true God muse take care of them all.

LouisCreed

Fixing_A_Hole wrote:

Wait, so I can get a planet?  

yes, but you must remember never to tempt the Lord.

toiyabe
LouisCreed wrote:
Fixing_A_Hole wrote:

Wait, so I can get a planet?  

yes, but you must remember never to tempt the Lord.

Does the Lord like sexy ecology students who suck at chess?  

LouisCreed

Fixing_A_Hole wrote:

LouisCreed wrote:
Fixing_A_Hole wrote:

Wait, so I can get a planet?  

yes, but you must remember never to tempt the Lord.

Does the Lord like sexy ecology students who suck at chess?  

only those who are willing.

Iluvsmetuna

You will be hard pressed to find a worse thread.

ViktorHNielsen
Iluvsmetuna wrote:

You will be hard pressed to find a worse thread.

No, this thread is very serious compared to real troll threads. Notice that the word "chess" comes up several times. And it's good to believe in yourself