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As the ENFORCER of truth and justice in these forums... I who WATCH the watchers...I who right the wrongs...I who use a computer to make my chess moves to BEAT YOU....I must say that after roaming these forums from one end to the other, I have noticed a HUGE improvement in your posts.

I have run a few trolls out of town. I have put the KIBOSH on the lies and rubbish that were spewed on a daily basis. I am owed some gratitude, I think. But, the one thing that remains here are the COWARDS. Unfortunately I am POWERLESS to run them out. NOT ONE SINGLE TEAM has stepped forward to challenge me in a vote chess game. I thought there would be people lining up for a shot at the UNMATEABLE SHERIFF, but I was wrong. I hate being wrong. But, alas, there is nothing I can do about it. I'll just continue wandering around this entire site looking for trouble. Just holler if anyone out there needs my help. If your cause is just...if you are right and they are wrong.....if you need my help....I'll be there, guns ablazin'.

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Oh almighty sheriff! This site could not function without you. You are the greatest! You have singlehandedly caused people to stop making stupid posts! When people abuse me I come to you so that you can put it right. Come on everybody, let's all praise Cheater_1!

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a crime has been committed.  someone confiscate this man's copy of mspaint.

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My picture is on my old computer, I think it is appropriate here. Goes to find.

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hey man [chaeter_1], I for one find you okay!

But:

1. Why are you not on ficgs too? I am on ficgs too.

2. why are you not on ICCF? I am not because I dont have resources to play against university dept teams etc with 20 computers [not PCs - big powerful ones] including maybe a supercomputer who can hire 2  3rd world GMs and 10 IMs with experience in fine-tuning engine parameters for the position.

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notgm wrote:

a crime has been committed.  someone confiscate this man's copy of mspaint.


lol!

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normajeanyates wrote:

hey man [chaeter_1], I for one find you okay!

But:

1. Why are you not on ficgs too? I am on ficgs too.

2. why are you not on ICCF? I am not because I dont have resources to play against university dept teams etc with 20 computers [not PCs - big powerful ones] including maybe a supercomputer who can hire 2  3rd world GMs and 10 IMs with experience in fine-tuning engine parameters for the position.


Interesting that ive always put in posts supprtive of you (sort-of) and you ignore them! What's your trip, man?

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Oh my! Oh my!

Do you want a Choco-Pie?

Then you need to calmly lie

Even if you're too shy,

There's no need to cry!

But you do need a sharp eye,

If you want some goods to buy!

You are trying to deny

That you stole my precious tie!

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Ok I'll Challenge your pathetic group

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FIRST off NORMAJEAN, I don't never ignore anything that is not worth not ignoring. If ANYONE supports me, I dont give them praise and endless thank yous, for they are just acknowledging the facts. I have been on EVERY single chess site at one time or another in my 10+ years on the www. Right now, I cheat very seldom and am VERY selective. If I were a fisherman, you might say that I only fish for WHALES now.

Second, ZHANE, you have made my point exactly. My point is that I TRUST NOT A SINGLE PERSON ON THIS SITE. One minute youre all nice and civil, even wanting to be a member of TEAM cheater_1. Of course I refused you because I am the only member. Nothing personal--I refuse EVERYONE. Then, when you dont get your way, you resort to anger.

Go away! ALL OF YOU! Leave me do my work in peace. Do not obstruct me in my duties.

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chaeter_1 - what a jerk!

Avatar of LoneWolfEburg

Jerks are coming, jerks are going,

Men are moaning and moaning,

But jerks will exist forever,

Like the tropical hot fever.

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Anyone here likes chocolate cakes?

How is the weather in russia LoneWolf?

Hey Norma Jeane, is India a nice place to visit?

How's that Manchester United Ryan?

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There needs to be a wikipadia article on cheater...

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"How is the weather in russia LoneWolf?"

It's 22:40 in Ekaterinburg now, +16 degrees C.

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xbigboy wrote:

There needs to be a wikipadia article on cheater...


I think uncyclopedia is a better place.

Check it out! It's Fun!

Moon...!

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cheater_1 wrote:

 

As the ENFORCER of truth and justice in these forums... I who WATCH the watchers...I who right the wrongs...I who use a computer to make my chess moves to BEAT YOU....I must say that after roaming these forums from one end to the other, I have noticed a HUGE improvement in your posts.

I have run a few trolls out of town. I have put the KIBOSH on the lies and rubbish that were spewed on a daily basis. I am owed some gratitude, I think. But, the one thing that remains here are the COWARDS. Unfortunately I am POWERLESS to run them out. NOT ONE SINGLE TEAM has stepped forward to challenge me in a vote chess game. I thought there would be people lining up for a shot at the UNMATEABLE SHERIFF, but I was wrong. I hate being wrong. But, alas, there is nothing I can do about it. I'll just continue wandering around this entire site looking for trouble. Just holler if anyone out there needs my help. If your cause is just...if you are right and they are wrong.....if you need my help....I'll be there, guns ablazin'.


 Do you still live with your mum? You sound like a bit of a poetic loner to me...

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Does cheater_1 actually play or just write irritating immature nonsense?

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WVSFielding wrote:

cheater_1 wrote:

 

As the ENFORCER of truth and justice in these forums... I who WATCH the watchers...I who right the wrongs...I who use a computer to make my chess moves to BEAT YOU....I must say that after roaming these forums from one end to the other, I have noticed a HUGE improvement in your posts.

I have run a few trolls out of town. I have put the KIBOSH on the lies and rubbish that were spewed on a daily basis. I am owed some gratitude, I think. But, the one thing that remains here are the COWARDS. Unfortunately I am POWERLESS to run them out. NOT ONE SINGLE TEAM has stepped forward to challenge me in a vote chess game. I thought there would be people lining up for a shot at the UNMATEABLE SHERIFF, but I was wrong. I hate being wrong. But, alas, there is nothing I can do about it. I'll just continue wandering around this entire site looking for trouble. Just holler if anyone out there needs my help. If your cause is just...if you are right and they are wrong.....if you need my help....I'll be there, guns ablazin'.


 Do you still live with your mum? You sound like a bit of a poetic loner to me...


Its definitivelly not poetic... loner yes, poetic no

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It's me who is poetic!

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