Maybe he needs a chess patch?
I am quitting chess.

What we got here is a failure to communicate. Now I don't like any more than you men, but if that's the way he wants it, he gets it.

You're quitting. Big whoopee. Noone cares.
Peter Noone?
*facepalm* No, not Peter Noone. No one like nobody.
You're doing it wrong. You don't get to facepalm when someone uses satire to point out a spelling/grammatical error. No one is two words, always.

Interestingly - and I use the word "interestingly" very loosely - the hyphenated form "no-one" (making it one word) is commonly used outside the U.S. and Canada.
You're quitting. Big whoopee. Noone cares.
Peter Noone?
*facepalm* No, not Peter Noone. No one like nobody.