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I am the next world champion instead of that 19 year old Chinese guy. I am a unnoticed chess prodigy. I've been playing for 1 month, and my rating is uscf 471 peak 492. Assuming I have the same progression speed, by 2020, my rating is 5652 uscf, almost twice as Magnus Carson. I will bring the title back to the U.S. since Fisher and will be the youngest world champion at 16 years old. In return for boosting America's prestige in chess, I request the U.S. government to give me a yearly pension of 1 million dollars, exempt me from taxes, and buy me lifetime chess.com diamond membership and the Grandmaster title. 

I speculate I will retain the title until the year 2100.

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I'm going to be the greatest chess player of all time

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IMRonilm1204 wrote:
Kenny-Ji wrote:

I am the next world champion instead of that 19 year old Chinese guy. I am a unnoticed chess prodigy. I've been playing for 1 month, and my rating is uscf 471 peak 492. Assuming I have the same progression speed, by 2020, my rating is 5652 uscf, almost twice as Magnus Carson. I will bring the title back to the U.S. since Fisher and will be the youngest world champion at 16 years old. In return for boosting America's prestige in chess, I request the U.S. government to give me a yearly pension of 1 million dollars, exempt me from taxes, and buy me lifetime chess.com diamond membership and the Grandmaster title. 

I speculate I will retain the title until the year 2100.

That's odd cause dead people tend to lose on time a lot. 

I'm only 97 

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lol u say ur 15 then u say ur 97

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in 2100 he will be 97 because 15 year old can be from 2003

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...

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well good luck then... tongue.png

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he got his GM title, not far off now. gl mate

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Kenny-Ji wrote:

I am the next world champion instead of that 19 year old Chinese guy. I am a unnoticed chess prodigy. I've been playing for 1 month, and my rating is uscf 471 peak 492. Assuming I have the same progression speed, by 2020, my rating is 5652 uscf, almost twice as Magnus Carson. I will bring the title back to the U.S. since Fisher and will be the youngest world champion at 16 years old. In return for boosting America's prestige in chess, I request the U.S. government to give me a yearly pension of 1 million dollars, exempt me from taxes, and buy me lifetime chess.com diamond membership and the Grandmaster title. 

I speculate I will retain the title until the year 2100.

BRING BACK THE AMERICAN CHESS EMPIRE> AMERICA SHALL REIGN SUPREME> HAIL! Image result for military rally

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jk im no nazi

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ChessieSystem101 wrote:

jk im no nazi

 

me too

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Lol ur not even platinum
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lol people still commenting on my old troll posts

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GM_Kenny_Ji wrote:

lol people still commenting on my old troll posts

 

so you are not becoming the next world champion?

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dawson_632 wrote:
GM_Kenny_Ji wrote:

lol people still commenting on my old troll posts

 

so you are not becoming the next world champion?

I am I am abstaining from tournaments to prepare myself for candidates want to be my second?

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ChessieSystem101 wrote:
Kenny-Ji wrote:

I am the next world champion instead of that 19 year old Chinese guy. I am a unnoticed chess prodigy. I've been playing for 1 month, and my rating is uscf 471 peak 492. Assuming I have the same progression speed, by 2020, my rating is 5652 uscf, almost twice as Magnus Carson. I will bring the title back to the U.S. since Fisher and will be the youngest world champion at 16 years old. In return for boosting America's prestige in chess, I request the U.S. government to give me a yearly pension of 1 million dollars, exempt me from taxes, and buy me lifetime chess.com diamond membership and the Grandmaster title. 

I speculate I will retain the title until the year 2100.

BRING BACK THE AMERICAN CHESS EMPIRE> AMERICA SHALL REIGN SUPREME> HAIL!

You forgot to photoshop the Nazi flags to show chess.com pawn instead.

 

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IMRonilm1204 wrote:
Kenny-Ji wrote:

I am the next world champion instead of that 19 year old Chinese guy. I am a unnoticed chess prodigy. I've been playing for 1 month, and my rating is uscf 471 peak 492. Assuming I have the same progression speed, by 2020, my rating is 5652 uscf, almost twice as Magnus Carson. I will bring the title back to the U.S. since Fisher and will be the youngest world champion at 16 years old. In return for boosting America's prestige in chess, I request the U.S. government to give me a yearly pension of 1 million dollars, exempt me from taxes, and buy me lifetime chess.com diamond membership and the Grandmaster title. 

I speculate I will retain the title until the year 2100.

That's odd cause dead people tend to lose on time a lot. 

lol

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This is what I meant: it isn't funny; it isn't clever; it isn't engaging. It's just a troll turd. Who has patience for this nonsense?

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Trolls only get the abridged version, getit?