I'm going to be the greatest chess player of all time
I am the next world champion
I am the next world champion instead of that 19 year old Chinese guy. I am a unnoticed chess prodigy. I've been playing for 1 month, and my rating is uscf 471 peak 492. Assuming I have the same progression speed, by 2020, my rating is 5652 uscf, almost twice as Magnus Carson. I will bring the title back to the U.S. since Fisher and will be the youngest world champion at 16 years old. In return for boosting America's prestige in chess, I request the U.S. government to give me a yearly pension of 1 million dollars, exempt me from taxes, and buy me lifetime chess.com diamond membership and the Grandmaster title.
I speculate I will retain the title until the year 2100.
That's odd cause dead people tend to lose on time a lot.
I'm only 97
I am the next world champion instead of that 19 year old Chinese guy. I am a unnoticed chess prodigy. I've been playing for 1 month, and my rating is uscf 471 peak 492. Assuming I have the same progression speed, by 2020, my rating is 5652 uscf, almost twice as Magnus Carson. I will bring the title back to the U.S. since Fisher and will be the youngest world champion at 16 years old. In return for boosting America's prestige in chess, I request the U.S. government to give me a yearly pension of 1 million dollars, exempt me from taxes, and buy me lifetime chess.com diamond membership and the Grandmaster title.
I speculate I will retain the title until the year 2100.
BRING BACK THE AMERICAN CHESS EMPIRE> AMERICA SHALL REIGN SUPREME> HAIL! 
lol people still commenting on my old troll posts
so you are not becoming the next world champion?
lol people still commenting on my old troll posts
so you are not becoming the next world champion?
I am I am abstaining from tournaments to prepare myself for candidates want to be my second?
I am the next world champion instead of that 19 year old Chinese guy. I am a unnoticed chess prodigy. I've been playing for 1 month, and my rating is uscf 471 peak 492. Assuming I have the same progression speed, by 2020, my rating is 5652 uscf, almost twice as Magnus Carson. I will bring the title back to the U.S. since Fisher and will be the youngest world champion at 16 years old. In return for boosting America's prestige in chess, I request the U.S. government to give me a yearly pension of 1 million dollars, exempt me from taxes, and buy me lifetime chess.com diamond membership and the Grandmaster title.
I speculate I will retain the title until the year 2100.
BRING BACK THE AMERICAN CHESS EMPIRE> AMERICA SHALL REIGN SUPREME> HAIL!
You forgot to photoshop the Nazi flags to show chess.com pawn instead.
I am the next world champion instead of that 19 year old Chinese guy. I am a unnoticed chess prodigy. I've been playing for 1 month, and my rating is uscf 471 peak 492. Assuming I have the same progression speed, by 2020, my rating is 5652 uscf, almost twice as Magnus Carson. I will bring the title back to the U.S. since Fisher and will be the youngest world champion at 16 years old. In return for boosting America's prestige in chess, I request the U.S. government to give me a yearly pension of 1 million dollars, exempt me from taxes, and buy me lifetime chess.com diamond membership and the Grandmaster title.
I speculate I will retain the title until the year 2100.
That's odd cause dead people tend to lose on time a lot.
lol
I am the next world champion instead of that 19 year old Chinese guy. I am a unnoticed chess prodigy. I've been playing for 1 month, and my rating is uscf 471 peak 492. Assuming I have the same progression speed, by 2020, my rating is 5652 uscf, almost twice as Magnus Carson. I will bring the title back to the U.S. since Fisher and will be the youngest world champion at 16 years old. In return for boosting America's prestige in chess, I request the U.S. government to give me a yearly pension of 1 million dollars, exempt me from taxes, and buy me lifetime chess.com diamond membership and the Grandmaster title.
I speculate I will retain the title until the year 2100.